Michigan Expat 522

Displaced man looking for a new Homeland.

...guess where I used to live, and why I moved away?

Got edged out of one home, getting edged out of another...

[Michigan Expat 522 @MIXpat522]

@clownworld I know they're trying to perform a Demon Summoning, but they're doing it wrong...

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@triciajanzen @libsoftiktok The brain defect that makes you gay also makes you talk like that.

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@cristy_craig @Motabhai012 @libsoftiktok The Bible has never commanded you to let people take advantage of you to your own detriment.

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@EP_AnimalLovers @TRUMP4USD We should all have a dog like this.

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@libsoftiktok Yeah, NO; they don't GIVE any of us normal people respect, they're not going to GET respect from us, either.

[Michigan Expat 522 @MIXpat522]

@EndWokeness The Left being BATSHIT off their rocker; I guess that would make THEM the radicalized ones...

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@GESBoulder @shoe0nhead Wait, when'd she get married...?

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@shoe0nhead Don't even have to buy the expensive, electronic jar opener; just take the jar, tap the edge of the lid on the counter a few times, and it should disrupt the vacuum going on inside the jar, such that you'll be able to open it by screwing off the cap.

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@JamesYo27502669 Sounds like he knows what all the Red Flags are...still not anywhere as asinine or demeaning as some of the dating ads that WOMEN put out. :/

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@Joe_S_Pure Funny, until they start shooting you up, accusing you of shoplifting when you actually PAID for your shit...because that's where we're heading. :/

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@TiffMoodNukes Ehh, beats whatever Hollywoke is shooting out of their angry, hateful, shrill-screaming feminist bowels... :/

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@buymoregunsammo @JamesYo27502669 And we thought Elon was going to solve all the problems with Twitter's platform...

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@LangmanVince If ONLY we could get people this uneducated to move out of America, our problems would be solved. :/

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@ianmiles This's why setting up blind dates through the internet is a bad idea; best to have some idea who you're dating before you date them; the person's voice would've told you everything you needed to know (that they're not actually female). :/

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@MrAndyNgo You'd have to have a SPECIAL kind of DERANGEMENT to want to remove MISSING PERSONS posters...

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@T_K_Daily @MrAndyNgo I see what you did there! :3

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@eclipsethis2003 Face diapers are for criminals...change my mind. :/

[Michigan Expat 522 @MIXpat522]

@eclipsethis2003 Ohh, is THIS why people wear face diapers while in their car by themselves...? Face diapers are a real good way to get away with crime.

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@graspfire Used to love movie theaters back in the day, up until [2020]; the way things are going, movie theaters are going to need armed guards (like every place else), and they'd have to be volunteers, because who has the money to pay them? :/