Michigan House

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@estromgren why are your tweets all over bleacher report? They are not relevant

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#Preds didn't need to add porn sounds to make last night's game interesting. Didn't mind it tho

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Just found out there was a graphic novel about a mathematician. #nerdalert

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Shit to do tomorrow at 8am, kinda want to stay up all night until then #DoingItLive

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If you clone yourself, is that clone your extra-uterine twin?

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Captain Quaker to grocery stores: who the FUCK has been stealing my cereal?they've been wholesaling this shit in groceries for like 50 years

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PBR is like the blue moon of cheap assholes.

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@UncleBlazer you said it man, nobody fucks with the jesus

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@MIchiganHouse Somebody's just sitting around one day and is like "oh shit!" and then they just disappear.

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@MIchiganHouse I bet it's so complicated that by the time somebody understood the science of it, they would automatically be able to do it.

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I wonder if teleportation is possible. How could you get something to copy the entire body of a person, atom by atom, like a television?

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Did you say Cape Horn? No Gay porn. You can't call a place Cape Horn and just assume no liability.

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You coulda done better but I don't mind/you just kinda wasted my precious time/but don't think twice it's alright. #HarmonicaSlam

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How does it feel/to be on your own/with no direction home/a complete unknown/like a rolling stone? #HarmonicaSlam

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don't send me no more letters no, not unless you mail them from desolation row. #HarmonicaSlam

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@BobDylanSays Oh no he didn't! #HarmonicaSlam

[Michigan House @MIchiganHouse]

When an epic line is delivered at a rap battle, people yell "oh!" When Bob Dylan delivers an epic line, he plays harmonica. #HarmonicaSlam