MollyZalman_isajoke

I'm gay. I code. I tell jokes.

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My favorite memory at Emerson College is when I said I was gay and people told me that I should be using the word lesbian instead of gay

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I mean you can’t change someone’s name when they’re in their 70s

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Does dying affect my sleep schedule

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Sad Bob Saget died in Florida 😬

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Sky Full of Stars by Coldplay is still one of the worst things that’s ever happened to us

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Paw patrol is something lgbt that happened

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The name of the next strain is Bumblebee

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@MaggieShmaggie It’s true! I think about that once a week but Laverne 3 times a week

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If you want a lot of likes on a post sprinkle in that someone you know has died and people will like the shit out of it I do it all the time my dad is actually living shhhhh

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Never compliment someone because then they’ll know that you’re thinking about them and it’ll actually prove their anxiety correct 👏👏👏

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Happy Insurrection Eve!

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@MaggieShmaggie Laverne ❤️

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Horrible when the issue of the drink is the ice cube

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@JohnGilbie John this is so good

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@JaiminDesai93 Hand👋

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Ugh I went to blow out my candle but I sucked in instead

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@mkbakich Fucking thank you ❤️

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Does anyone know what a bistro is

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@eternal_scouts God made Danika just right