Matt Afonso

Good, better, best. Never let it rest. Until your good is better and your better is best.

[Scott Bell @sbell021]

Death, taxes, J.J. McCarthy beating CJ Stroud

[Matt Afonso @MJAfonso]

@Topps Wow so essential 499,990 cards are worthless, congrats for ruining the card game

[herculez gomez @herculezg]

Dream window for the #USMNT. 🇺🇸

Four games. 13 debuts. 8 teenagers. Four debutants with goals. 12 goals scored.

Two wins over South American opposition.

And clean sheet wins over your two biggest regional rivals, Mexico & Canada.

New faces. Young talent. Big results. #USMNT

[Matt Afonso @MJAfonso]

@SB_RhodeIsland literally the worst sports betting app known to man

[Matt Afonso @MJAfonso]

@MaxParoda @thechovanone @joneillearring @ShelovesTheBolt @rgfray1 These dudes are all such losers , praying on downfalls is a crazy way to live

[Matt Afonso @MJAfonso]

@AlbertBreer Why are you such a condescending douche bag with every reply

[ESPN @espn]

Barry Melrose, the former NHL player and coach who was a beloved, longtime hockey analyst for ESPN, died Wednesday, his wife, Cindy, told ESPN's Steve Levy. He was 70. https://t.co/68PGbK6rkI

[Matt Afonso @MJAfonso]

@stoolpresidente @VivaLaStool Annika sucks

[Matt Afonso @MJAfonso]

@theblockspot Maybe not the best match of all time, but the level change from each player is insane, so many good shots

[Matt Afonso @MJAfonso]

@Phlob No lol

[Matt Afonso @MJAfonso]

@KendraMiddleton First set was so good, Shelton might be cooked though, not sure he can play any better.

[Matt Afonso @MJAfonso]

@danabeers @kellykeegs Don’t let that bitch get to you, the worst vibes in barstool history

[Biff poggi @BiffPoggi]

WMU is over. No excuses. Film doesn’t lie. WMU result is rat poison for Oklahoma. They will not get what they are seeing on tape. I predict an extremely close game and a Michigan win.

[Matt Afonso @MJAfonso]

@JoeyMurr Yes sir !

[Matt Afonso @MJAfonso]

Just saw @JoeyMurr out and about, can’t interrupt a man while he’s eating though

[Matt Afonso @MJAfonso]

@AlbertBreer Ohio state changed senior day to week 1, stfu

[MGo🫘 @MJoeBean]

Waited 8 months to be in a dog fight in week 1 with a MAC school

[Harry Payne @HeadOfTVDept]

Huge shoutout to my mom for not strangling me when things got tough.

[OutspokenSamantha @Outspoken_Sam]

According to today's standards...

You are a cruel parent if you refuse to call your boy a girl.

But you're a hero if you strangle them to death.

Got it.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: Judge declares mistrial in Lindsay Clancy murder case after hung jury.

A single LONE MAN held out against the many to not let her off.

GOD BLESS THAT MAN!!!!!!