Marie Johnston

[Dom Joly @domjoly]

This is very clever- click and scroll right https://t.co/XXw2qwGVii

[Mary Margaret McCabe @mmmccabe1]

Brilliant, bitter and exactly capturing the fury of so many of us. Thank you @JonathanPieNews

[Marie Johnston @MJBBC]

This is what someone, who has just ejected a very elderly couple from their seats for his young family, on a declassified train, looks like. @AvantiWestCoast

[Marie Johnston @MJBBC]

@larainenewman We Need to Talk About Kevin.

[Marie Johnston @MJBBC]

@shellowen Butchers shop!

[Grace Dent @gracedent]

Never seen this before. I needed it 🥰🎄🥰

[Seán Burke @SeanBurkeShow]

If Bob Ross taught Postmodern Art.

[Marie Johnston @MJBBC]

@daraobriain Yes! God kissed it, the devil missed it. I remember that from my Weegie childhood of the 80’s.

[Broadcastnow @Broadcastnow]

Damning Bectu-sponsored survey has found that unscripted production is operating in an “an unhealthy and unsustainable” manner https://t.co/EaIzz8Nq1P

Calls for the introduction of minimum pay rates and greater commissioner accountability

[Sanjeev Kohli @govindajeggy]

I LOVE HER

[Seán Burke @SeanBurkeShow]

People who jog on busy streets.

[Marie Johnston @MJBBC]

@mariamcerlane @ANDREW1ALBERTT Dry Roasted Peanut.

[Marie Johnston @MJBBC]

@DavieGreig Some Like it Hot.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

‘Ipsedixitism’ is the dogmatic assertion that something is true because someone, somewhere said it, and without offering any supporting evidence whatsoever. (From the Latin for ‘he said it’).

[Firecracker Films @FirecrackerFilm]

Who will win the coveted #CustomerIsAlwaysRight trophy?

Tune in to @BBCOne to find out! Just under 15 minutes left to go...

#TCIAR

[Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews]

60,000 potential unnecessary fatalities - not from coronavirus, but from cancer left untreated because of Covid fears. M.D. looks at the knock-on effects of the crisis for public health, in a 2-page special report, only in the new Private Eye.

[Firecracker Films @FirecrackerFilm]

Today @LucyAlexander is joined by 3 entrepreneurs to watch customers test and score their inventions, including a weighted blanket for children, an affordable car detailing kit and a vegan friendly mug cake.

Tune in at 3.45pm TODAY on @BBCOne

#CustomerisAlwaysRight #TCIAR

[Marie Johnston @MJBBC]

Mum's just back from Tescos. Used the hand sanitizer and cloths on the counter. Then told she'd just wiped her hands on the used cloths. 🤢

[Frank Cottrell-Boyce @frankcottrell_b]

Greatest comic pause in history