Michael Beers

[Michael Beers @MJBeers]

Thank you @Elliott_K14 PS you’re not the only one I gave tickets to tonight…shhhhhh🤫

[Michael Beers @MJBeers]

@AEW #AEWDynamite

[Michael Beers @MJBeers]

@AEWonTNT #AEWDynamite

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@AEWrestling #AEWDynamite

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@AEWrestling Longtime fan first time tweeter #AEWFyterFest #AEWDynamite

[Michael Beers @MJBeers]

@AEWrestling #FyterNightmare

[Summit Independent Living @SummitILC]

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[Michael Beers @MJBeers]

Before you leave you’re house...
W. W. D. F. D.
What would Dr. Fauci Do.

[Michael Beers @MJBeers]

When @realDonaldTrump is at his most desperate...that’s when he will tell us of Bigfoot.

[Michael Beers @MJBeers]

Answer: Yes actually.
Question: How does an improv comic mansplain Alex?

[Michael Beers @MJBeers]

What if truck beds keep getting shorter because you want to look cool, but we’re doing a lot less work?

[Michael Beers @MJBeers]

Bob Ross is thanos, thanos is Bob Ross?

[Michael Beers @MJBeers]

When I wished upon that star. For the President to respectfully resign because he wants to get back to his old life. I should have been more specific, I wasn’t talking about Magic Johnson from the #Lakers

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I added a video to a @YouTube playlist https://t.co/4vFclmb3Ep 2Pac - BET Interview With Ed Gordon (1994)

[Michael Beers @MJBeers]

I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/4vFclmb3Ep 2Pac - BET Interview With Ed Gordon (1994)

[Michael Beers @MJBeers]

The only person that can stop a bad guy with a leaf blower is a good guy with a leaf blower.

[Michael Beers @MJBeers]

Are you feeding me? Our am I choosing?

[Michael Beers @MJBeers]

I liked a @YouTube video https://t.co/as5zJ6iCXi The true horror of pre ww1 world history

[Michael Beers @MJBeers]

When you’re dog poops in a pile of leaves it creates the worst game of Where’s Waldo ever! And if you don’t win your Nieghbor calls the landlord on you. #fallisbeautiful

[Michael Beers @MJBeers]

A watched dog will never poop.