Marissa Clemente

Artist and bird lover who is learning the struggle of #GDprobs one unexpectedly quit Photoshop document at a time.

[Marissa Clemente @MJClemente33]

We need Spotify Wrapped but for @goodreads

[Marissa Clemente @MJClemente33]

Our downstairs neighbor left and this empty period before the next tenant moves in is really so convenient since I need to break in a pair of heels for a wedding this weekend.

[Marissa Clemente @MJClemente33]

You know you’re almost thirty when you set your alarms while you’re still out at the club

[Marissa Clemente @MJClemente33]

I'm officially the villain I swore I'd never become... the woman that shakes her salad loudly at her desk every day.

[Marissa Clemente @MJClemente33]

It's a Harry Styles summer! ☀️🍣#SongOfTheSummer #SotS https://t.co/QLwPkfbna6

[Marissa Clemente @MJClemente33]

Felt a deep sense of betrayal last night when I discovered that Amazon took "My Name is Earl" off the free section right in the middle of our binge.

[Marissa Clemente @MJClemente33]

Margherita pizza is just an original pie that studied abroad

[Marissa Clemente @MJClemente33]

My birthday coincidentally falls on Random Acts of Kindness Day so do something nice for someone today. (And by "someone" I mean ME.)

[Marissa Clemente @MJClemente33]

Computer issues this morning forced me to go back home and finish work from there. I’m mad about the inconvenience but not as mad as I am about wasting a day’s worth of concealer and mascara.

[Marissa Clemente @MJClemente33]

I really need to stop making new friends while I'm still in the process of making our wedding guest list. Damn my social butterfly disposition! 💸

[Marissa Clemente @MJClemente33]

Here's a dose of Disney World birth control... A mother and her three young kids were waiting for a stall in the women's restroom. "JASON! You can't just start peeing yet!!"

[Marissa Clemente @MJClemente33]

"I don't hang out with a lot of horses because I don't want to get kicked in the head." -Steven, 20 minutes into the new year

[Marissa Clemente @MJClemente33]

Leaving my family's Italian Christmas to go celebrate with my future in-laws

[Marissa Clemente @MJClemente33]

@julnapz I'll endorse you on LinkedIn for this

[Marissa Clemente @MJClemente33]

🎶It's the most wonderful time of the year🎶 (aka when pumpkin spice season and peppermint season overlap)

[Marissa Clemente @MJClemente33]

@WeTransfer *obsessively refreshing the page to see if they downloaded it yet*

[Marissa Clemente @MJClemente33]

When I'm on a deadline but I see that the client still hasn't downloaded my WeTransfer file

[Marissa Clemente @MJClemente33]

I paid to have my hair and makeup done this weekend and I plan on getting as much mileage out of that look as I can. I feel good and everyone else can just deal with it 💁🏼‍♀️

[Marissa Clemente @MJClemente33]

@TomFitz515 "No firearms permitted in THIS Denny's" doesn't say anything else about the rest of the chain

[Marissa Clemente @MJClemente33]

Austin is for bats, San Antonio is for ducks, and armadillos run the rest of Texas. #Yeehaw