Michael Craddock

Basically, my life is a casserole, and I’m just tryina to eat it all.

[Michael Craddock @MJCradd]

@gldivittorio Just speak the language, but poorly, more fun than any expletive.

[Michael Craddock @MJCradd]

I love that almost every political ad in Oklahoma is an attack ad because no one has done anything good enough to brag about it years.

[David @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

"Trickle down economics doesn't work, so let's try piñata economics. That's the one where we beat the billionaires until the hoarded wealth falls out."

[Katy (not a girl) 🧡🤍🩷🐞 @hey_its_katy]

“During the darkest days of the AIDS crisis we buried our friends in the morning, we protested in the afternoon, and we danced all night, and it was the dance that kept us in the fight because it was the dance we were fighting for.” – Dan Savage

[Michael Craddock @MJCradd]

Siri not underistandinf how to voice text anymore and not being able to understand simple words like pepper Chaney is the biggest reason against llms.

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 JUST IN — Thomas Massie concedes the race:

“I would've come out sooner, but I had to call my opponent and concede.”

“And it took a while to find Ed Gallrein in Tel Aviv.”

That line is going to detonate across Washington.

Massie just turned his concession speech into a missile aimed directly at the flood of outside money and foreign policy influence that consumed this race.

The most expensive House primary in U.S. history ends with one final message:

This wasn’t just Kentucky voting.

This was the political establishment making an example out of someone who refused to fall in line.

[Michael Craddock @MJCradd]

“Hey man, can you order me a margarita?”

Umm, it’s shots only

“Can you order me some shots? I’m only twenty”

Yea, fuck no man.

[Michael Craddock @MJCradd]

@TheBlademaker

[Michael Craddock @MJCradd]

@TheBlademaker

[Michael Craddock @MJCradd]

@mom_of_littles Marinated shedded chicken with some green chilis and sun dried tomatoes.

[Michael Craddock @MJCradd]

@intrvrtdintrvrt This is the best I’ve found.

[Michael Craddock @MJCradd]

@intrvrtdintrvrt

[hannah @TribalSpaceCat]

Just off the dome I’d probably say 6 eggs

[Michael Craddock @MJCradd]

Did you hear that?

[Michael Craddock @MJCradd]

Still a family fav.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Happy Endings (2011–2013) got cut short because of messy timeslot changes, not lack of interest, and that quick, chaotic friend-group energy, rapid-fire jokes, and perfect cast chemistry made it feel like it could run forever.

[Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty]

Jewish troops will be looking for Muslims hidden in the attics of Christians. Let that sink in.