Mike Johnson

[Mike Johnson @MJDarts]

Barcelona for the weekend with the boys @tizzy_mars @timboslicee #reunion

[Kelsey Strohoefer @Kstroknockers]

@MJDarts I miss you

[Mike Johnson @MJDarts]

"I couldn't hear you my eyes were closed"... #shitsteviesays @cirillo_s

[Mike Johnson @MJDarts]

“@CuteEmergency: surfing into your dms like... http://t.co/UkCcA7gNrh”@JohnWMcCoy I can't even

[The Office @OnlyTheOffice]

#MichaelScott: I have an amazing mnemonic device by which I have now memorized all of your names.

[Mike Johnson @MJDarts]

“@UberFacts: One serving of caterpillar has more protein than a serving of beef.”@JohnWMcCoy you're welcome

[Mike Johnson @MJDarts]

“@UberFacts: Odontophobia is the fear of going to the dentist.”@delaneylucas_ it's a real thing

[Mike Johnson @MJDarts]

Paul Walker in a shark week tribute #RIP

[Mike Johnson @MJDarts]

“@Hornitos: National Tequila Day calls for #NotJustAnyTequila.”@delaneylucas_

[Mike Johnson @MJDarts]

@JohnWMcCoy @CauseWereGuys ill swing on you

[Mike Johnson @MJDarts]

“@CauseWereGuys: When your homie with the aux cord is playing some trash shit”@JohnWMcCoy nothing worse

[Mike Johnson @MJDarts]

@JohnWMcCoy pees in hot tubs

[Mike Johnson @MJDarts]

@jgiegs4444 @wizkhalifa the list goes on

[Mike Johnson @MJDarts]

“@King_Dipshit: @BarstoolBigCat beautiful game? http://t.co/3CgQJsDJZU”@Snackpack94

[Mike Johnson @MJDarts]

@Kstroknockers @sorrynotsorryy @delaneylucas_ I can't

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Bought some new face wash for these hoes