MJFC III

Get that man his turkey leg.

[Josh Brown @RhubarbBrown]

American dudes: We want football, baseball, and basketball. Golf is fine, but just make sure Tiger Woods is inolved. Thanks.

ESPN: Okay, here's some WWE and a bald chick talking about Juneteenth.

[MJFC III @MJFCIII]

@Chone39 @FoxNews If we are at a point where a factual statement is hatred then we can’t discuss anything.

[MJFC III @MJFCIII]

@SenWhitehouse Fuck a world court.

[MJFC III @MJFCIII]

@EuroDale Now do summer Olympics..

[MJFC III @MJFCIII]

@LasgunSunflower Look at the general state of the US education system vs. funding of said system over the last 30 years and make an argument for why public schools should have increased funding. We will all wait…

[Brett Pike @ClassicLearner]

JUST IN: the Fed announces you just received a pay cut at work.

[MJFC III @MJFCIII]

@johnsmithv115 @GBC_Press No one’s stopping you faggot.

[MJFC III @MJFCIII]

@GBC_Press If I get bit by a tick that makes me allergic to red meat I will actually be looking for revenge.

[MJFC III @MJFCIII]

@GovTimWalz He’s not attacking the kindergartners you retard. Just their oppressive parents.

[MJFC III @MJFCIII]

@alexfuckinholm @CMMGinc No but it looks pretty tasty!

[MJFC III @MJFCIII]

@GovTimWalz If you really valued them you would stop them from chemically or physically castrating themselves.

[MJFC III @MJFCIII]

@compliantvc If this is real, you didn’t do jack shit retard. If it’s a bit, I applaud you.

[MJFC III @MJFCIII]

@espn Any criminal charges yet? She deserves them.

[MJFC III @MJFCIII]

@Empress_Brymex To wash the gay European air off the plane.

[MJFC III @MJFCIII]

@WorkElizab Go pour some concrete. I’m done tipping service staff a flat 20 percent. Purely merit based from here on out. Entitled shits.

[MJFC III @MJFCIII]

@mabbsy88 @TimRunsHisMouth @grok It doesn’t, it’s just a bit.

[MJFC III @MJFCIII]

@SpartanG210 @TimRunsHisMouth @grok Well I waxed him and his nuts stained my sofa. How do you explain that?!

[MJFC III @MJFCIII]

@Lost2me_ @Junoonyaar @grok Pipeline is way easier.

[MJFC III @MJFCIII]

@Junoonyaar @grok Or a pipeline. I don’t get why Oman just doesn’t build a pipeline from coast to coast.

[MJFC III @MJFCIII]

@TheTNHoller Noticing no photos below the waste. Very suspect Jamie foxx