BREAKING - This is what the streets of Iran look like following an attack ordered by President Trump, with numerous citizens displaced.
Just kidding, this is Gavin Newsom’s California.
Donald Trump held nothing back at the Al Smith dinner in New York, even joking about Kamala Harris' husband's "nanny issue."
Here are his top jokes of the night:
5. Trump said he didn't realize men could get periods until he saw Tim Walz.
4. Trump says he has to wrap up his speech so New York can turn the room into an illegal migrant shelter.
3. Trump says he isn't worried about White Dudes for Harris voters because all their wives' boyfriends are voting for him.
2. Trump gives Kamala Harris advice on her childcare plan, tells her not to let her husband near the nannies.
1. Trump trolls Chuck Schumer, says he has a chance at becoming the first female president.
BREAKING: Just minutes after Bill Clinton admitted on tape that Laken Riley would still be alive if the Kamala-Biden regime vetted the millions of illegals they've let in, Trump turned his words into an ad
"I'm Donald J. Trump, and I approve this message." 🔥😂