Megan Ryan

Always looking to be as cool as people in John Hughes' movies

[Megan Ryan @MJRyan6]

my grave marker will say "could've been worse"

[Megan Ryan @MJRyan6]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Let's do this.

[Megan Ryan @MJRyan6]

@newheightshow Players as new name - Player Essence. Next one - what you think each player's trademark scent is - leatherbound books? Fresh laundry?

[priyanka @thequeenpri]

Jimbo on Fox News is WILD

[Nancy Coleman @nancylcoleman]

the real plot twist of the white lotus was the two yale grads making it through the whole series before mentioning that they went to yale

[Megan Ryan @MJRyan6]

@thatonequeen Folsom Prison Blues by Johnny Cash, Janie's got a gun by Aerosmith

[Philip J. Ellis (he/him) @Philip_Ellis]

I live for these.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘quafftide’(16th century): a one-word announcement that it’s time for a drink.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something unpleasant after a period of relief.

[Megan Ryan @MJRyan6]

@espn Why you gotta word it like that? If it were a Brady team, you'd be like CAN ANYONE EVER BEAT THIS TEAM? NOT LIKELY.

[Megan Ryan @MJRyan6]

The truth

[Jason Kelce @JasonKelce]

There is no such thing as a boneless wing, it’s nonsense. Show me these boneless winged chickens. It’s just clever marketing for people who are afraid to get there fingers dirty. Boneless chicken wings are just chicken meat balls fried and covered in sauce

[Megan Ryan @MJRyan6]

People who drive to visit a covered bridge are beyond me.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Not all heroes wear clothes.

[Max M. Marin @MaxMMarin]

Philly basically has a Crisco line item in the annual budget to grease the streetlights when the teams win big, but big government is no match for this guy at Broad & Locust who just casually catches a Twisted Tea from 15 feet up like he was born for this (vid via a source)

[Megan Ryan @MJRyan6]

I’ll keep dancing on my own 🎶🎶❤️

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

WE'RE GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES.

#RedOctober

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

In the U.S., cities with higher rates of country music played on the radio also have higher suicide rates

Country music is hypothesized to nurture a suicidal mood

[anna melissa 🏀✨ @annamelissa]

this is my favorite clip on the internet

[Megan Ryan @MJRyan6]

@dmforprez2040 @NomadPete @rihanna I thought Dr. Dre is a billionaire?

[Megan Ryan @MJRyan6]

If I live and hour from the Linc and an hour and a half from FedEx Field, why can’t I watch the eagles game?? This is fucked up!