Mystic Mike

I used to be the world's worst hero! IG: @mjsilverfang 🇵🇷🐉

[Mystic Mike @MJSilverfang]

"...and a lean, silent figure slowly fades in the gathering darkness, aware at last that in this world, with great power there must also come -- great responsibility."

[Mystic Mike @MJSilverfang]

🤭🤭🤭

[Mystic Mike @MJSilverfang]

Jordan Addison fucking sucks. Not as much as @skydolla_ but still.

[Mystic Mike @MJSilverfang]

@skydolla_ @WorldzDee Again, it was a fucking joke, you fucking dumbass. They obviously don't have a script, dipshit, but DC has less of a filter than most of the commentators outside of Bisping. Way to be a cocksucker, bud.

[Mystic Mike @MJSilverfang]

The level of betrayal I feel when someone I was having a full conversation in Spanish with suddenly reveals they speak English is insurmountable, lol. At least I got my Spanish reps in. 😅

[Mystic Mike @MJSilverfang]

@skydolla_ I've been watching the sport since 2015. It's a joke. Relax.

[MLB @MLB]

William Contreras' dart via Ump Cam 🤯

[Jed Meshew II @JedKMeshew]

Wang Cong is going to lose this fight unless she harnesses the forbidden technique that is too dangerous for MMA:

the oblique kick.

[Mystic Mike @MJSilverfang]

@lthomasnews Heretofore? Don't let Jed see this, lol

[Mystic Mike @MJSilverfang]

Wang "Water Torture" Cong would be a fire nickname. Word to @lthomasnews. #UFC332

[Frank the Fisticuffs Fella @FisticuffsFella]

Payton had Figgy cowering in fear at the thought of getting hit. Nobody's ever done that to him. Just unreal.

[Judy doe @tblanco__]

That sound like a tax free check 😭

[Gab @gabrielleraucci]

You can critique the Mets with a fan of the team and they’ll probably just agree with ya, but you talk with a Yankees fan about the big fat fcking goose egg and near no-hit in an ALDS and they can’t help but kick it right back to the Mets 10/10 times

[Mystic Mike @MJSilverfang]

The homophobes are seething right now, lol #UFC332

[MMA On Point @mmaonpoint]

You can see even DC was wondering how Bo Nickal got a top 5 opponent 😅

"How?"

[Mystic Mike @MJSilverfang]

@benfowlkesMMA Herb Dean gotta hang up the latex ref gloves at this point. My guy is more washed than Shaq in a Celtics jersey.

[Mystic Mike @MJSilverfang]

Me right now.

[Dreadlef Schrempf @TheLesterLee]

Aaron Judge should be out there striking out with the boys

[Crazy Videos 🔞 @CrazyyHub]

Why you never go immediately after the light turns green in Vegas

[🎃🪶Spooky MrBlueCat🪶🎃 @BiXolotl]

they sound like nailguns