Mike Scott

In my defense, I have none.

[Mike Scott @MJSinUSA]

@ChipotIe All great questions, @ChipotIe. Maybe we can set up a chips and guac talk with the author at one of your locations to discuss. I’ve got lots of time now that I’m retired 😁

[Mike Scott @MJSinUSA]

I wrote a novel.

It’s called Beating the Books, a story inspired by true events.

If you’re looking for your next read, I hope you’ll consider checking it out. Link is in my bio.

The best way to support the work is to read it, review it, and recommend it to others.

[Mike Scott @MJSinUSA]

That flag bearer looks like an old pro

[MiamiOH News @MiamiOHNews]

Our roving photographer captured the highlights of Miami University's recent Alumni Weekend: View the photo gallery
https://t.co/Qy4O7OfnRo
@MiamiAlum @miamiuniversity

[Mike Scott @MJSinUSA]

Nailed it, @washingtonian. @bethesdabagels stands alone at the top!

[Mike Scott @MJSinUSA]

@lauriesantos Just read through of the 10th World Happiness Report. Would love an episode on what makes the “happiest” places on Earth so happy, and how happiness is defined / perceived in different cultures. Thanks, Laurie!

[Mike Scott @MJSinUSA]

For all of you who have called me an old man shaking my fist at the sky the last few years - SCIENTIFIC VINDICATION!

[Capital Weather @capitalweather]

We get this question all the time -- is it getting windier in the DC area? After crunching the numbers, the answer is YES -- there has been an uptick in big wind gusts in recent years: https://t.co/zQnWcwFjRC

[Mike Scott @MJSinUSA]

@darrenrovell @NFLonLocation Hey @darrenrovell, do you happen to know if there’s a way we can order a physical version of our SB ticket from the game yesterday? Having trouble finding info anywhere, and, call me old school, but I’d love the keepsake!

[Mike Scott @MJSinUSA]

Fantastic! The future of holistic medicine. Empower doctors to break down the barriers to healthy lifestyle changes. Prescriptions for national park passes, fruits and vegetables, mindfulness apps, bikes… so much potential.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Doctors in Canada can now prescribe national park passes to patients https://t.co/tNOYaQUOyJ

[Mike Scott @MJSinUSA]

And Hurricane Katrina was a light mist. Some brazen revisionist history here…

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: The Republican Party officially declared the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol “legitimate political discourse” and censured two of its own members, Representatives Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger, for investigating it. https://t.co/h05eFfHvs1

[Mike Scott @MJSinUSA]

@theHillisHome They had a busted pipe overnight, and all hands were on deck for clean up this AM

[Mike Scott @MJSinUSA]

@washingtondc Best game in town is @bethesdabagels

[Mike Scott @MJSinUSA]

@311DCgov @DDOTDC Heads up: active traffic light operating at intersection of New Jersey and I St SE, but four temporary stop signs added at each corner. Causing mass confusion for drivers and pedestrians

[Mike Scott @MJSinUSA]

@Wendys Columbus born and bred guy here who’s had everything from Wendy’s over the years except for a good roast

[Mike Scott @MJSinUSA]

@darrenrovell Funny - if you order Fanatics-branded cards now, they might actually arrive in 70 years, along with every other item ever ordered on Fanatics.

[Mike Scott @MJSinUSA]

@ACDietrich Headline fix: Pompeo remembers nothing about the bottle’s whereabouts after drinking it*

[Team USA @TeamUSA]

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[Baseball America @BaseballAmerica]

This is incredible.

Joe Girardi asked the umpires to check Max Scherzer for sticky stuff again.

Scherzer’s reaction:

https://t.co/rHHWU6KIzV

[Mike Scott @MJSinUSA]

@mpmcdonel Meet you there. The CRV was built for this.

[Mike Scott @MJSinUSA]

The origin of Love and Honor that will pull at the heartstrings of any @MiamiAlum https://t.co/ALXLKTIbIH

[Mike Scott @MJSinUSA]

So rich 😂