Michael

I shop in the extra gluten section of the supermarket. I can usually be found driving in Philadelphia yelling at my GPS.

[Jocko Willink @jockowillink]

Standby. Obey the law.
I hope it doesn’t come to this…

[Michael @MJW220]

Just took a final swig of my coffee. It was filled with coffee grounds.

[Tony Moon @RoofKorean7]

Say "No" to a woman for 17 hours straight,
now say it to 11 of them.

Be the One Man.

[Social Contract Broken @Unkommonsensei]

@unusual_whales @MrSausageGet 50 years mortgages, 75 retirement age, no holidays.
Golden Age

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

It's going to be fun cross-referencing the Antifa NoBlogs doxxed user list with the list of US government employees

I can't wait

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

Palmer Lucky had a billion dollars (or much more, depending on how you account for it) stolen from him by Mark Zuckerberg, because Facebook fired Palmer for supporting Trump. In 2016! A real MAGA MOG. Going after PL is pure brain rot.

[Mateo @_MATH_YOU]

@Mrgunsngear The people that tell you that the flock cameras will keep you safe, are the same ones who are letting these people out of jail same day.

[Michael @MJW220]

Having a Great Dane while teleworking is probably the best and worst coworker ever. Currently he’s moved my chair to sit on my lap, so he can bark at the scary lab walking by the house. This has to be a HR violation.

[Michael @MJW220]

This thread with all the pictures is absolutely amazing. Definitely what I needed today.

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

This is real footage from 81 years ago

Penn Station in 1945

[Gun Owners of America @GunOwners]

🚨BREAKING🚨

It's official! @SilencerShop completed the first lawful, unregistered suppressor transfer since June 26th, 1934.

@TheAKGuy's purchase was approved & @WesVirdellTX skipped the background check with his concealed carry permit. This is One Big Beautiful Victory. 🇺🇸🔫

[Gun Owners of America @GunOwners]

🚨BREAKING🚨

GOA, @SilencerShop, @TheAKGuy, & @WesVirdellTX have officially notified ATF & DOJ of our intent to transfer suppressors tonight, at 12:01AM CDT on 8/13/26, without complying with the currently enjoined requirements of the National Firearms Act of 1934.

[EternalFaithEO ☦︎ @EternalFaithEO]

“The devil does not destroy a man with one blow, but he whispers, ‘Tomorrow.’ And so the heart is lulled to sleep, and the soul forgets eternity. But the wise man says, ‘Today is the day of salvation,’ and he rises to repent while there is still time.”

- Saint Moses the Black

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

On today's episode of Catturd vs Catturd, Catturd once again battles himself.

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

The government literally did buy every Boomer a house. Boomers would've all lost their houses during Covid or the Great Recession if the "free market" had been allowed to play out. Instead the govt stole 40 TRILLION DOLLARS from the future and spent it propping up Boomers' home equity. Gen Z will still be paying off the houses the govt bought the Boomers when they're 90.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I’ll soon be introducing a bill to withhold all federal funding for cameras used to track American citizens.

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

So people are actually going to have a giant conversation about “affordability”
and completely ignore the fact that over the last 20 years we ran the biggest money printing experiment in human history?

Yes, young people should work hard. Also, a burrito shouldn’t cost $20.

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

If I hear another Boomer conservative bitching about Gen Z ordering DoorDash I’m going to become a communist. It’s true their grandparents always cooked homemade meals. But that’s because grandma stayed at home and grandpa had a union job and nobody could reach him after 5. They had a house with a full kitchen and 3 kids by 25. Meanwhile half of Gen Z men are forced to compete with the entire population of South America for some 12 hour long shift HVAC job that barely pays the rent. They’re 30 and nobody cooks for them because they can’t find any women who’ll marry them when they can’t even afford a starter home in the ghetto. The other half of Gen Z men are busting their ass competing with the entire populations of India and China for some 70 hour a week powerpoint job that asks them for updates on the slides at 3AM. They can’t find anyone to cook for them either, because every women around them is convinced that being a mother and cooking for a man is beneath them because they’re gonna save the world when they become VP of Marketing at MegaCorp in 20 years.

[Military Arms @MAC_Arms]

We used to be a proper country. 🤣

[ThePersistence @ScottPresler]

@LeaderJohnThune @TaxCuts @SenateGOP So, how about attaching SAVE America Act funding to budget reconciliation 3.0?

[Saagar Enjeti @esaagar]

The current state of America: A boomer sitting in a home worth 5.2 Million that they bought for 100k rigging a system to pay the lowest effective property rate in the tri state area and then getting a reporter to defend him as “middle class”