M.J. Wilson

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When your vegetables make you realize you need to go back to the gym.

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Round bale or scratching post?

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I'm pretty sure the Amazon driver's driving test involved a lawnmower.

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REQUEST and REVIEW #Perseverance by @MJWilson_Writes on @NetGalley. I'm not yelling, just making a marginally overzealous subliminal suggestion.
Oh, and you can find it at: https://t.co/kuHzDdIRYz #NetGalley

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Wanted: Three LARGE Eggs.

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Perseverance @MJWilson_Writes is now available for request on @NetGalley. https://t.co/3LCeaLMB5s
#Perseverance #NetGalley

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https://t.co/8Qt3CTnEbW

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Released Today!!

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When that second cup of coffee becomes a terrible idea. #floodof2019

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Can I get an Aww.

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After today's rain a mysterious shimmering green puddle appeared under my truck. Toxic sludge…or pollen? #Achoo

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What a great feeling waking up in middle of the night hoping it's not 530am and seeing it's only 100am and you still have several more hours to sleep.

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Why is it every time I ask: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? The only answer I get is: WOOF, WOOF, WOOF, WOOF, WOOF.

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A Mallard, Turtle, and Domestic Duck walk onto a rock...

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Word of the day: Floccinaucinihilipilification. Ironic its definition is the estimation of something as valueless. Going to slip that one into my next story.

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Art is subjective.

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Go for 1001.

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I keep trying to eat healthy but then I walk past a donut.🍩

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I used my Pore No More cream exactly as directed. I want a refund...I'm still pore.

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It's okay to butcher verses 12 through 6 of "The Twelve Days of Christmas" if you sing verses 5 through 1 really loud. #LyricallyChallenged #APartridgeInAPearTree