M.J. Cadence

Just a dog who missed out on a normal life when adopted by two lazy grifters.

[M.J. Cadence @MJ_Cadence]

@Fatguy75

And that’s it, out with a whimper. The giant one won’t admit failure but you all saw it and know the truth.

Guess we better do some shopping and stock up on food...it’s gonna be hungry.

Until next time.

#insidedog
#FatBlobWithNoJob2019

[M.J. Cadence @MJ_Cadence]

@Fatguy75

Bad day here at Hovel Hites, the old ones must face the fact that the giant one will return just as fat, poor, lazy, and unemployed as when it left...yes, they’re kind of slow.

#insidedog
#FatBlobWithNoJob2019

[M.J. Cadence @MJ_Cadence]

@Fatguy75

The giant one will not sleep outside and pull a trailer on a regular basis, trust me, I’ve seen how lazy it is...I wish I could forget some of the things I’ve seen. #puppynightmares

#insidedog
#FatBlobWithNoJob2019

[M.J. Cadence @MJ_Cadence]

@Fatguy75

The giant one is begging for money, help, and free places to stay...same thing it did here basically.

Don’t expect any riding today, it’s found a sucker and a mattress.

#insidedog
#FatBlobWithNoJob2019

[M.J. Cadence @MJ_Cadence]

@HitesEric

The giant one wants applause for getting up before noon...oh, and your money.

This is what 3 years of intense training gets you, just kidding, it was playing video games.

#insidedog
#FatBlobWithNoJob2019

[M.J. Cadence @MJ_Cadence]

@faguy75 @HitesEric

Just wanted to give a shout out to the few suckers paying for the giant one’s room...it really is a helpless man-toddler and couldn’t do it without you.

P.T. Barnum was right.

#insidedog
#FatBlobWithNoJob2019

[M.J. Cadence @MJ_Cadence]

@fatguy75 @DanishAndOneill

The old ones are getting really nervous, looks like the giant one will return soon...they were hoping to at least remove its stench before it returned, damn.

#insidedog
#FatBlobWithNoJob2019

[M.J. Cadence @MJ_Cadence]

@fatguy75

For the record, it does drink a lot of soda...it takes a lot to wash down the mountains of food it also eats.

#insidedog
#FatBlobWithNoJob2019

[M.J. Cadence @MJ_Cadence]

@fatguy75

The giant one will not stop calling here, the anger, the requests for sympathy, the requests for more money, it’s all a bit tiresome...but so very funny.

#insidedog
#FatBlobWithNoJob2019

[M.J. Cadence @MJ_Cadence]

@Fatguy75

It’s all The Proclaimers fault, those cute Scottish lads with their catchy tune...damn them.

Not really, it’s the old ones fault, they created this whole mess...but it’s sure fun to watch!

#insidedog
#FatBlobWithNoJob2019

[M.J. Cadence @MJ_Cadence]

@fatguy75

It’s pure panic here at the Hites hovel and a meltdown is imminent. The giant one expected piles of vacation cash by now and the corpse collared one is not happy...I think it’s funny.

#insidedog
#FatBlobWithNoJob2019

[M.J. Cadence @MJ_Cadence]

@fatguy75

Damn, they’re still here.

I’m not surprised, no one is....no one.

#insidedog
#FatBlobWithNoJob2019
#fatguybikes

[M.J. Cadence @MJ_Cadence]

@fatguy75

Don’t let it fool you, the giant one will miss its Xbox more than anything. The corpse collared one is really excited about not having to share it anymore.

#insidedog
#FatBlobWithNoJob2019
#fatguybikes

[M.J. Cadence @MJ_Cadence]

@Fatguy75

And you all thought the con was over...

I’ll do my best to give you the real story.

#insidedog
#FatBlobWithNoJob2019

[M.J. Cadence @MJ_Cadence]

#fatguybikes @DanishAndOneill @Fatguy75

@911electricinc ignore the haters complaining about soliciting donations for something that wasn’t actually done. We at Team FatGuy support the practice...I guess you could say it’s our bread and butter.

#insidedog

[M.J. Cadence @MJ_Cadence]

#fatguybikes @Fatguy75

@911electricinc sorry to hear that your pathetic attempt to drum up media attention and assist in the FatGuy rebranding project failed so miserably. Team FatGuy appreciates your effort to get the gravy train rolling again...keep it up.

#insidedog

[M.J. Cadence @MJ_Cadence]

@phil_diane @Fatguy75 That’s just crazy, don’t you have elderly parents to mooch off?

[M.J. Cadence @MJ_Cadence]

#fatguybikes @Fatguy75

And so ends the latest chapter in “Days of Our Bloated Lives”, please tune in next time for another failure...because there will be another, it’s all we do.

#insidedog

[M.J. Cadence @MJ_Cadence]

#fatguybikes @Fatguy75

Other than size, the only real difference between the giant one and the nutjob “troll” is the giant one has been trolling you longer...those of us with a brain can see what is going on.

Post ride snacks!

#insidedog

[M.J. Cadence @MJ_Cadence]

#fatguybikes @Fatguy75

So psyched for tomorrow, we’ve been training for years...by training I mean carbo loading...by carbo loading I mean feasting like a hog at a trough.

It’s going to be awesome.

#insidedog