Matt Lancaster

He/Him - Writer & Director - Co-Founder of Fright 90 #blacklivesmatter

[for the self abolition of the proletariat @thecoleslaws]

Your enemies aren’t in Tehran. They are in DC.

[Matt Lancaster @MJ_Lancaster]

@Acyn Coming 2025! The same old 25 year old wars but now with a DUMBER PRESIDENT!!

[Matt Lancaster @MJ_Lancaster]

@GregAbbott_TX Texas should really try “elevating” you a little higher with some ADA ramps in the capital!!

[Matt Lancaster @MJ_Lancaster]

@GregAbbott_TX Unless you got those new robo-legs, I think you can politely stay seated at waist level to keep the orange-mans testies warm.

[Matt Lancaster @MJ_Lancaster]

Anyone wanna come over and learn how to play Magic?

[Matt Lancaster @MJ_Lancaster]

Have I ever played Magic The Gathering? No.

Did I buy a whole deck because it was Lord of the Rings themed? Yes.

[Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful.com @SeanRossSapp]

HE CAME OUT OF THE HEEL TUNNEL!!!!

[Matt Lancaster @MJ_Lancaster]

My condolences to everyone who woke up to an “X” icon this morning.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

The team behind 'Neopets' announce they are under new leadership and promise a “new era” for the browser-based game.

Starting July 20, a new brand homepage will be launched, serving as a unified website for everything Neopets-related. The team also promises to repair site functionality, including their flash games.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

America was such bitch on Friday and now expects us to attend her birthday party on Tuesday? I don't think so, sweetie.

[Matt Lancaster @MJ_Lancaster]

Only spent 4 hours working and roaming at Fan Expo today. I’m socially overstimulated on a level usually reserved for Disney World. My hat goes off to the folks that work those panels, wrangle talent, sell their wares, and show off some of their art. Shits exhausting.

[Matt Lancaster @MJ_Lancaster]

Absolute perfection. Can’t wait to see this.

[The Little Mermaid @LittleMermaid]

Become part of her world… and listen now to #PartofYourWorld performed by @HalleBailey, from Disney's The @LittleMermaid 🎶

Disney's #TheLittleMermaid soundtrack releases May 19 and is only in theaters May 26.

[Matt Lancaster @MJ_Lancaster]

Filming a youth stock show and Expo and a chicken - a single chicken - just went at auction for $15,000.

[Matt Lancaster @MJ_Lancaster]

What kind of sick joke is this…

[Matt Lancaster @MJ_Lancaster]

Me: oh boy. trying to learn spanish has been a little difficult.

@PhilCollinsFeed: (Records the Tarzan soundtrack in English, Spanish, French, and German) for sure, dude.

[Matt Lancaster @MJ_Lancaster]

New @IndianaJones trailer. #DaisyRidley announcing her return as Rei in the next @starwars film. The first full #Ashoka trailer.

Thank goodness we made up Good Friday for such great announcements.

[Matt Lancaster @MJ_Lancaster]

Personally I don’t care if you have a Good Friday or not.