Megan

We’re all mad here

[Megan @MJ_McG]

Kirk’s death anniversary and 9/11 being a day apart truly make for top tier memes

[Megan @MJ_McG]

@MattWallace888 I mean…. He very clearly did it to himself

[Megan @MJ_McG]

Dead silence in the office and I open my Instagram reels on full volume to Tupac yelling “AND THATS WHY I FUCKED YO BITCH YOU FAT MOTHAFUCKA”

[Megan @MJ_McG]

@MarjorieTayIor I love that she tries to act like she wasn’t dick riding this fucking loser HARD years ago

[Megan @MJ_McG]

Haven’t had access to my twitter in over a year and suddenly I’m able to get back in. Let’s fucking goooooo

[Megan @MJ_McG]

Yesterday I saw a post that said “Imagine Dr. Phil running at you full speed” and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it since.

[Megan @MJ_McG]

Lmfao…… Goals.

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

Baby lemme tell you sumn

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

"people you may know" & it's someone i would set on fire

[Megan @MJ_McG]

“And then I went on disability because I stepped on a Lego”

[Megan @MJ_McG]

This guys always sending out inspirational emails to the whole company and this guy finally said what we’re all thinking

[Megan @MJ_McG]

Me: “I’m gonna go to bed early tonight”
Also me texting my bestie at 11pm: “wanna go out?”

[Megan @MJ_McG]

I accidentally just “🔥” reacted to a guys Instagram story who I haven’t seen or spoke to in at least 7 years when we worked together so if someone wants to come to my house, drag me into the backyard and shoot me in the face that would be great.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

new drip >>>

[Megan @MJ_McG]

Marrying Adam Sandler would fix me.

[Frosty Sanders @oldnudy]

Oh you eat steak and eggs on a wooden cutting board? I don’t give a fuck thanks.

[Megan @MJ_McG]

Lil Dicky may be the most underrated artist on earth

[Megan @MJ_McG]

Just might be the next best thing but not quite meee

[Megan @MJ_McG]

Everytime I watch a warriors game and Steph Curry comes on the TV

[Megan @MJ_McG]

My coworker came up to me with her phone to show me a picture that “reminded her of me” …..it was a lady on a plane embroidering “eat a bag of dicks” onto a canvas.