Matt Startin

Software Engineer. Runner. Ex-Goalkeeper. Once described as 'Moderately funny'. Nerd.

[Matt Startin @MJ_Startin]

Louis Van Gaal doing well for himself #Coronation

[Matt Startin @MJ_Startin]

Looks like a centruy break heat map #WorldSnookerChampionship #JustStopOil

[Live Snooker @Livesnooker]

Don’t mess with Olivier Marteel 👊🏻

[Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm]

If I was worried about people comparing me to 1930s Germany, my next move probably wouldn't be to shut down all criticism on the national broadcasting service

[Matt Startin @MJ_Startin]

Training the boys early #bbcsnooker

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

OKAY. This is a thread, but it’s worth it I promise.

On Reddit today, user u/NoNoNo_OhOhOh posted a page from acclaimed Irish novelist John Boyne’s latest book, ‘The Traveller At the Gates of Wisdom.

Note the ingredients.

[Wernham Blogg - The Office Podcast @WernhamBlogg]

If "No Deal" wasn't an option...

#Brexit #BrexitVote
#TheOffice

[Matt Startin @MJ_Startin]

Hi @GaryLineker I'm running a half marathon on Dartmoor this weekend for @LOROSHospice - any change of a retweet from Leicester's favourite son? https://t.co/x82pxFwibw

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

BREAKING: EU responds as MPs back Brady amendment.

[Matt Startin @MJ_Startin]

Tested out my new hat earlier that I won from @RunningHeroesUK #orange #winner #runningheroes

[Matt Startin @MJ_Startin]

Hey @BBCSnooker - will all players receive as much coverage as Ronnie did before today's match? Not sure the 90s museum graphics were worth it.#NotEveryoneLovesRonnie #ComeOnKen #bbcsnooker

[Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward]

Here's the truth about Brexit, the "punishment" some people claim the EU wants to inflict on us, the full horrific consequences of no deal, and the dangers lurking behind any deal we reach. Buckle in, it's pretty long. Better to be thorough than to leave anything out. 1/47

[The Museum of English Rural Life @TheMERL]

Ok, we found something amazing and we demand you to come on a journey with us:

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Trump rallies and then asked it to write a Trump rally of its own. Here is the first page.

[U&Dave @davechannel]

We have TEN copies of the new #Taskmaster book to give away! RT this tweet and make sure you follow us for your chance to win!

Small print time: Closes 17/10. UK Only, 18+ T&Cs apply [https://t.co/OhLjlHRicx]

[Matt Startin @MJ_Startin]

I definitely couldn't be on Bake Off this year. Every time I'd hear "Manon" I'd start guarding my eggs before looking to make a sideways pass to Prue #gbbo #manon

[AdTurds @adturds]

How to do some journalism in 2018:
-screenshot an argument on Facebook
-type your social media handle on it
-write between 3 and 6 crying LOL emojis
-that’s it

[Matt Startin @MJ_Startin]

@danhall86 97% match with a chippy. Thats going on the CV.

[Matt Startin @MJ_Startin]

I think Google's new 'for you' feature is trying to call me a chubster (in the politest way possible) #Google #ForYou #YouSeemInterestedInFishAndChips