Gareeb and uski Malkin

An account run by two bakchods, 'Gareeb and uski Malkin'. Tweets are meant to offend you, please take them personally! :P

[Gareeb and uski Malkin @MJ_gags]

Mere sapno ki rani aab sapno mh hi rehna hai kya lifetime. Bhar bhi aaja yaar🥺

[Gareeb and uski Malkin @MJ_gags]

Kejriwal has again cut the maximum attendance in a wedding to 50 people in Delhi. Now the question is, who has already distributed the cards, are they going to call those families and say ' aap please mat aana aab, you are not in top 50 list'?

#kejriwal #Delhiweddings

[Gareeb and uski Malkin @MJ_gags]

I still have a hope that COVID-19 vaccine will come soon. But hopes for RCB winning an IPL trophy are as high as for me finding a girlfriend.

#IPL

[Gareeb and uski Malkin @MJ_gags]

Okay girls, that's enough. Please tell me, do you girls have your customised measurement tape to measure your height?
Life mh kabhi itna galat nahi hua jitna ladki ke height ka idea lagane mh hota hai.

[Gareeb and uski Malkin @MJ_gags]

Yaha mujhe time par mere specs nahi milte, logo ko time se pehle unka saccha pyaar kaise mil jata hai?🙄

[Gareeb and uski Malkin @MJ_gags]

@ohhh_mii Yes I am from Delhi
And mere baap ko koi nahi janta
Yes, we do exist!

[Gareeb and uski Malkin @MJ_gags]

I have a joke on my life, need to take a new life to share it with you all

[Gareeb and uski Malkin @MJ_gags]

I am wondering, how people are cribbing for carrying face masks only after 2 months . These are the same people who expect their wife/daughter-in-law to carry the 'ghunghat' all the time and for the lifetime.

#killpatriarchy #doublestandards
#mj_gags

[Gareeb and uski Malkin @MJ_gags]

Your workout playlist change from 'Get ready to fight' to 'Jingle bells' that soon when your nephews come to the home 👶

#mj_gags

[Gareeb and uski Malkin @MJ_gags]

#RoastNahiFryKarunga

[Gareeb and uski Malkin @MJ_gags]

Jis hisaab se ye youtube vs. tiktok war ho raha hai, aab toh lagta hai ek badi panchayat bulani padegi jisme Narender Modi ko khud aana padega. Ye aab desh ki 2nd most concerning problem bai, 1st remains ki TikTok ko sabke mobiles se uninstall Kaise Kare!

#youtubevstiktok

[Gareeb and uski Malkin @MJ_gags]

Finally 2 days aur bache hai, when Modiji will come and announce
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"Mitroo...
Lockdown has been extended for one more month"....

Tum kya smajhe the, lockdown would be over?
"Itna galat kaise ho sakte ho bhaiye"🤦🏻‍♂️

#ExtendLockdown

[Gareeb and uski Malkin @MJ_gags]

Looking at current condition of my hair, it seems like either my barber will refuse to cut my hair and trim my beard or will ask for a one month salary🐻

#bearsontheroad
#lockdowneffect
#QuarantineLife

@AskThePankazzzz
@NeecheSeTopper

[Gareeb and uski Malkin @MJ_gags]

Is it only me or you all are blessed with a Satan in your life?

#bestfriend #madness #bakchodi #laughteristhebestmedicine #memes #keepsmiling #mj_gags #gareebanduskimalkin

[Gareeb and uski Malkin @MJ_gags]

🙈🙉🙊

#quarentinelife #lockdown #coronamemes #memes #laughteristhebestmedicine #keepsmiling #mj_gags #gareebanduskimalkin

[Gareeb and uski Malkin @MJ_gags]

My stomach is such an Ass.

#foodie #pastalover #quarantinelife #stayhomestaysafe #memes #laughteristhebestmedicine #keepsmiling #mj_gags #gareebanduskimalkin

[Gareeb and uski Malkin @MJ_gags]

Siblings love😇

#bhaibehenkapyaar
#bhaibhai
#laughteristhebestmedicine #keepsmiling #memes #quarantinelife #mj_gags #gareebanduskimalkin

[Gareeb and uski Malkin @MJ_gags]

Everyone's dream right now! 😣

#lockdown #quarantinelife #lockdownextension #laughteristhebestmedicine #keepsmiling #memes #mj_gags #gareebanduskimalkin

[Gareeb and uski Malkin @MJ_gags]

Every Indian Mother right now! 😂

#mom #maa #lockdown #quarantinelife #laughteristhebestmedicine #memes #keepsmiling #mj_gags #gareebanduskimalkin

[Gareeb and uski Malkin @MJ_gags]

@AskThePankazzzz Watch elections videos of Modiji. Bada motivation milega😂😂