Bones

[Bones @MJ_theDJ]

I should have never looked at my ChatGPT history

[Bones @MJ_theDJ]

I hate when I see people being nice on this app. What would Yeezus do?

[Bones @MJ_theDJ]

Why do people argue with me? I’m an engineer, my BMI is 20, and I’m the favorite child. I have never been wrong in my life.

[Bones @MJ_theDJ]

When I sleep with long pajamas on I feel more civilized, but simultaneously regretful that I didn’t pursue a more fulfilling, and primal sleep, unclothed. This is a metaphor.

[Bones @MJ_theDJ]

I want it to rain so I can be cozy inside. I want to be cozy.

[Bones @MJ_theDJ]

For the past decade, there has not been a single day that I’ve woken up and thought, “wow, my stomach feels great”.

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

Some nice new jersey numbers

[Bones @MJ_theDJ]

I wish for squish

[Bones @MJ_theDJ]

I can’t believe the most meaningful non-familial relationship in my life was born of being sad and horny in tandem.

[Bones @MJ_theDJ]

I have no idea why I keep checking my email. No one emails me.

[Bones @MJ_theDJ]

Posting inspirational quotes online is the worst thing white people have done to my bloodline since… the other thing (slavery).

[Bones @MJ_theDJ]

I’d like my brother better if he were gay. I’d love him less, though.

[Bones @MJ_theDJ]

Every time I get laid I feel like I’m at the top of a pyramid scheme.

[Bones @MJ_theDJ]

The variety of grapes available is astounding.

[Bones @MJ_theDJ]

I know it’s wrong, but I miss the abusive relationship I was in 😕.

I am going to start hitting my boyfriend again.

[Bones @MJ_theDJ]

I yearn for a non dairy barn ass office

[Bones @MJ_theDJ]

I identify as a male feminist (I’m a performative, pick-me, douche bag, who pretends all other men are evil so I can manipulate liberal women into fucking me because I’m actually the evil one. I also don’t know what feminism is.)

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Do strippers dookie at work???

[Bones @MJ_theDJ]

@SamBeck10 Yeah, yours is, you autistic fuck

[Bones @MJ_theDJ]

@SamBeck10 I nag you constantly and you need it