Merge Jones

Writer | MFA

[Merge Jones @MJayWrite]

A little revenge ditty. Check out my short story published by @OyezReview #WritingCommunity #writerslift

https://t.co/seIcMqOK1B

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I wish Alyssa Naeher would save me

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My attorney: Why did you tell the cop "yes" when they asked you if you killed that man?!

Me: Omg, I was obviously being sarcastic.

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@daveambrose @iankar_ Agreed. They’re going to sell it in the US online soon. I can't wait.

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Taylor Swift Maauto

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iPhone just asked if I wanted to update “mom” in my phone to my mom’s full name. Like no I’m not Claire Danes on My So Called Life.

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@magicmikewrites @adamm0rgan Thought that as well!

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That Tom Brady commercial hertz to watch

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I really really loved #thegreatHulu. The acting and writing is incredible. I wish more people were watching because it deserves more acclaim.

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You ever open a link and while it’s loading realize you don’t actually care and exit out of it before it finishes loading?

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This is giving me “back and to the left” vibes.

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.@mPinoe missing one penalty doesn’t undo the voice you have amplified for generations to come in the name of equality. You have empowered thousands, maybe millions. You have the heart of a champion beyond the bright lights of a stadium. Love you! ❤️❤️

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*me looking at my phone grinning*
Them: awww, who’s got you smiling like that?
Me: my package was just delivered.

[B/R Football @brfootball]

94TH-MINUTE WINNER.

OFF A FREE KICK.

ON HIS DEBUT.

LEO MESSI 👑

(via @MLS)

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As a Jewish writer I find it deplorable when people are anti-semantic.

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@KCDavisSays “Don’t long for someone just because they don’t long for you,” - my mom

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Whoever wrote the Do-Re-Mi lyrics really phoned it in on La.

#music #singing

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Back in April my mother was in the ICU and there was a point where we weren’t sure if she would make it. I saw this sign on an office door right outside my mother’s hospital room and it truly gave me hope. Sometimes shows are more than just shows #TedLasso

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The day has finally come where the word I always choose first in wordle is the word of the day. I am ascending.

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Singing “hot water” to the tune of “Hot blooded” while making myself tea.

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Big door prize is amazing.