Marcus D. Luffy

Routinely Spectacular. Intrinsically Motivated. Lovable Miscreant. #33rdHokage #MischiefManaged #IDrinkAndIKnowThings #KingOfPirates #OrderOfTheWhiteLotus 757

[Marcus D. Luffy @MJohnsonFTW]

I gave my boss my Netflix password so he could watch Tiger King and this man has lost his mind. His kids added their own profiles and he changed my profile to ours. Nah, fam

[Marcus D. Luffy @MJohnsonFTW]

My boss and I are fighting again

[Marcus D. Luffy @MJohnsonFTW]

I gave my boss my Netflix password so he could watch Tiger King and this man has lost his mind. His kids added their own profiles and he changed my profile to ours. Nah, fam

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

James Dolan invited his friend Donald Trump to watch Game 3. In order to do that, they have to ban the organic, historically joyous parties happening outside MSG for fans who can't afford to be inside. Modern sports in a nutshell

[Marcus D. Luffy @MJohnsonFTW]

Surprised he could even stand up by himself

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump has a meltdown and ends the interview

Welker: Just to be very clear, there's no evidence of what you're saying.

Trump: There’s a lot of evidence. There’s tremendous evidence. There’s nothing but evidence. The election was rigged. And it’s happening again in California. They’re cheating.

Welker: Do you have evidence?

Trump: All I have to do is look.

Welker: That’s not evidence. The local officials acknowledge they are slow

Trump: They’re crooked. Just like you’re crooked. You’re either crooked or stupid.

[Modern Notoriety @ModernNotoriety]

A'Ja Wilson debuts her Rugrats-inspired "Susie" Nike A'Two @_ajawilson22 📺

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

86% of Americans want this. But Republicans block it every single time.

[ً @mariesmoreaus]

a bloodbender. a bisexual. a beacon of hope.

we miss you marie.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

Bro is on a generational run.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Another Steelers extension:

[Hamid Bendaas 🇩🇿🇵🇸 @HBendaas]

Realizing we all have forgotten Melania’s weird “I did not meet my husband through Epstein” press conference

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

In just six years this country has managed to fall into astonishing moral disarray. You have a main political party just openly celebrating a murderer simply because he killed a black person. Fuckkking awful times we’re living in man.

[WrestlePurists @WrestlePurists]

Mick Foley recalls a phone call from someone high up in WWE after he announced he wouldn’t be associated with the company anymore:

“The first [call] was, ‘I respect your stance and I’ll tell the people in charge.’ And then I did receive a call from someone really high up, I don’t know if he wants me to mention his name. But he was saying, ‘Well, Paul [Levesque] is just on the physical fitness group they have. And Linda [McMahon] hasn’t worked in WWE in x amount of years.’

And I said, ‘Well, theoretically that’s the case, but I could’ve sworn I saw Paul behind the president’s shoulder when he was making policy.’ Whether Linda’s been working for the company or not, her last name is McMahon and she’s associated with the company. And then I said, ‘Come on. Five people in the Oval Office took the Stunner.’

And so he appreciated it. He did say he respected it. I didn’t close the door forever. I said in my announcement as long as this man is in office. I think more and more people are realizing that some of the things he’s doing are just cruelty for the sake of cruelty and enriching himself.”

(@arielhelwani)

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

Our national suicide. We are killing our country because we are so angry and dumb, and proud to be both. We don’t make it back from this if we keep digging this hole.

[Mike Garafolo @MikeGarafolo]

LB Nick Herbig and the #Steelers have agreed on a four-year, $100 million extension that includes $42 million guaranteed, per @AdamSchefter and me.

The deal for Herbig, off a career-high 7.5 sacks, was negotiated by Joe DiBenedetto, Andy Simms and Ken Sarnoff of @1OF1FOOTBALL.

[Jay☭🔻 @dryychop]

Person who has an elevator that goes directly into the living room of their NYC apartment:
Israel must exist as an ethnostate because nowhere is safe for me i am a uniquely oppressed person

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Every single one of them pushed for the release of the Epstein files

[Grant Stern  @grantstern]

With a Republican Supreme Court Justice’s son secretly in on the whole thing as a lawyer for Treasury.

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

Not caring about any of your fake moral grandstanding is indeed my choice.

[Rep. Mike Levin @RepMikeLevin]

There is no world in which this is okay.  

Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito did not recuse himself from cases involving Trump’s Treasury Department while his own son was secretly working there as a political appointee and attorney. 

His son's employment was hidden so thoroughly that his name appears nowhere on the Treasury Department website, he has no public resume, and his bar listings are outdated. 

If Alito had recused himself, the secret would have come out. He didn’t recuse himself. 

This is a clear conflict of interest, and the American people deserved to know about it. 

The federal recusal standard is clear: a justice must step aside in any case where there is a reasonable basis to question whether he or she can be impartial. A justice ruling on cases involving the department where his son works fails that test. The Treasury Department sits at the center of some of the biggest legal fights of this administration, and challenges to Trump’s $1.776 billion January 6 slush fund could be headed to the Court next. 

The Supreme Court is the only court in America with no binding code of conduct. That is completely unacceptable, and it has to change NOW. 

Congress controls the Power of the Purse, and therefore the Court’s funding. If the Court will not adopt a binding code of conduct with real recusal review on their own, I support withholding their funding until they do. 
 https://t.co/FV2Tkpz7Dk

[Jesus Freakin Congress @TheJFreakinC]

🚨BREAKING: Right-wing streamer Cam Higby was caught on video walking up to a group of protesters and pepper spraying multiple people, outside the Newark ICE Facility.

Then, as people reacted to being sprayed, an armed man pulled him away, telling him, “It’s not worth it… it’s time to go.���

Last time I checked… walking up to a group of people and spraying them with a chemical irritant is commonly charged as assault or battery.

And then, after spraying the crowd, the video show Higby, and the armed man, running into the ICE facility while agents allowed them inside.

Imagine the outrage if a left-wing activist walked up to a group of conservatives, pepper sprayed them, and then disappeared behind federal gates.

The headlines would never stop.

The law is supposed to apply equally to everyone.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Hear me as a retired defense lawyer when I say this: he knows he raped her. When you read a post like this—which confirms $100M wasn’t enough to shut this rapist up; Carroll will have to sue him again—think of what a psycho you have to be to know what you are and still post this.