Matt Jones

NC State alumni

[Matt Jones @MJones1004]

If you haven't done so follow my new official news Twitter at @mattjoneswkbn for the latest on me trying to act professional and adult...ish

[Matt Jones @MJones1004]

*sees cute girl*
Friend: "ok what are my chances here"
Me: "0%"
"What about in meteorologist terms!?"
"30%"

[Matt Jones @MJones1004]

Why don't people understand that you need to be quiet at the start? Come on Brazil, this isn't soccer! #Rio2016

[Matt Jones @MJones1004]

"The media is being sexist during Olympic coverage" -the media

[NC State Swimming & Diving @packswimdive]

GET HYPE #WPN, @heldilox IS SWIMMING TONIGHT ON THE RELAY!!!

[SwimSwam @swimswamnews]

Rio Wind Gusts Tear Panel Off Olympic Aquatic Stadium https://t.co/5J1Q9bANjq

[Matt Jones @MJones1004]

Hey Brazil, the whole #firstinflight was a nice try. Wheels or skids, we flew first #merica

[Matt Jones @MJones1004]

@FlyFrontier why do you insist on fucking over your passengers with crazy bag fees!? First time flyer and last time flyer #frontiersucks

[Matt Jones @MJones1004]

@LyndseyMetheny haha umm shots maybe!?

[Matt Jones @MJones1004]

Why yes I did see you take a selfie in the mirror and the gym... and yes I am hard core judging you... #youswolebro?

[Matt Jones @MJones1004]

Come on people, soup is spelled with a S not a C! Though this Turkish soup has to be delicious if it's trending on Twitter. #turkey

[Matt Jones @MJones1004]

Why do I feel like bills come earlier and earlier every month? #adultingsuckssomethings

[Matt Jones @MJones1004]

This is what happens when @njones_7 comes to visit!

[Matt Jones @MJones1004]

https://t.co/g6du81fDIt @nsj @wxrjm YOU GUYS SEE THIS!?

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Are you free this weekend?

*gazes into distance*
*sheds single tear*
*bald eagle screeches*

I'm always free
Merica

[Matt Jones @MJones1004]

Me: "Wait, both my siblings are in Cali?"
Dad: "Yeah, but who gets to say the love the work they do!?"
Me: "Broke people...that's who"

[Matt Jones @MJones1004]

Meteorologist: "Tweets: Matt Jones, thanks for the follow" *doesnt follow back*

Me: "You're welcome!" *unfollows*

[NC State Swimming & Diving @packswimdive]

If you're in front of your tv TURN IT TO NBC NOW and watch the Pack in Omaha!!

[Matt Jones @MJones1004]

Professionally speaking: "Chance of large hail and damaging winds" Me speaking: "SHITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN!!!"

[Matt Jones @MJones1004]

An older guy, who could barely walk shuffled over to the pull up bar and cranked out 30! Call the Vatican I think I just witnessed a miracle