Matt Kotula

Slipshod at best.

[Christos @christos_ioa]

Lynchian

[Lark @king_of_limb]

had a few too many meads and wrapped my noble steed around a telephone pole

[Matt Kotula @MK2LA]

@Bulldogwgr 2014 7-1 Blowout of Brazil by Germany remains my favorite call. Only soccer is so poetic and savage. As the rain came down and Brazil was getting trounced 7-1, English bro goes "the rain falling down on Belo Horizonte is like the tears of the heartbroken Brazilian fans." So good

[Matt Kotula @MK2LA]

@BenVolin Lol. NHL will be like - We had the puck in play for 25 seconds before scoring, and back when we brought it in a guy was off by an inch in a way that gave us no advantage whatsoever. No goal.

[Matt Kotula @MK2LA]

@PierreVLeBrun @JeremyWGR is it looking a little like the Sabres are going the Bills route and building a roster with lots of middle tier contracts instead of going top $ elite / bottom $ minimum

[Matt Kotula @MK2LA]

@xBuffaloAnth @ActualNames1

[Matt Kotula @MK2LA]

@Schopptalk That's what the money is for!

[Matt Kotula @MK2LA]

@Joe_McCoy12 "It was a rushed into NHL type of thing"

[Sarah @Sarah_pdx]

kris kristofferson is crazy it’s like what if the hottest guy ever was also a goated singer and actor and then spent his late career making albums about supporting various global south revolutions.

[Matt Kotula @MK2LA]

@FreyChristopher It's about the hits for Whitman. It's like listening to Queen. You want the best of, but steer clear of the discography.

[Matt Kotula @MK2LA]

@bartlebytaco "Clap Excuse: Cock-mad Helen" is also great.

[Matt Kotula @MK2LA]

@SeanBroadley87 I mean they seemed much the better team in game 7. Just couldn't get one to go in.

[Matt Kotula @MK2LA]

@pourfairelevide "She's a hypnotist collector
You are a walking antique."

Bob was in his bag

[Matt Kotula @MK2LA]

@Schopptalk have you noticed that the Sabres commercials for "quest for the Stanley cup" on YouTube is being pronounced STANley cup by the voice guy? Second time ever, it would seem.

[Matt Kotula @MK2LA]

@writingenjoyer @pourfairelevide Big if true

[Matt Kotula @MK2LA]

@No5mallf3at The Las Meninas of our time, obvi

[Matt Kotula @MK2LA]

@Bulldogwgr I swear the TNT broadcast omitted the goal horn for at least one Sabres goal. Made the call sound like an away team goal - which was a bummer.

[Matt Kotula @MK2LA]

@JeremyWGR A falls divided against itself cannot stand

[Matt Kotula @MK2LA]

@JeremyWGR I remember hating this shit

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