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Obviously you’re not a golfer.

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@TheDailyShow I wish I could have seen the look on the person’s face who got to click “yes” on “Are you sure you want to deactivate this account?”

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@IvankaTrumpRV2 E

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@realDonaldTrump DJT you’re looking pretty fat, man. And thanks for showing that you continue to fuel hate. You are a loser, Don.

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@realDonaldTrump Ladies and gentlemen, the most toxic hater in the world, #DJT.

Don, you are the world-record piece of shit.

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@myspacetom @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Not @myspacetom !!!! Yes, yes it is!

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@AldiUSA is cheating customers.

The “Specially Selected” butter cookies now come in a smaller box, with 1/3 LESS cookies in them, but they’re the same price.

The produce, such as cauliflower, has so much extra weight in non-edible leaf/stalk, and we pay it.

Do better, Aldi.

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@WorldHallOfFun @DrEliDavid

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@annvandersteel This new twitter sucks

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@krassenstein @Jim_Jordan But TODAY we will all make fun of Gym Jordan.

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@RepMTG You’re grape salad.

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@HamlinIsland You probably won’t see this, but you are the best start to 2023. Quite literally. So happy you are with us. Thank you for your update.

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@PatMcAfeeShow Pinch hitter.

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@KwikTrip has, by far, the best everything. But where do you find these amazing people?https://t.co/P6ZRM4rEQc

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@bobsaget @PV_ConcertHall @RealTimWilkins Unreal.

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@BluelineBadger Which hospital? Which floor? Good for her, I say!!!!

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@Neilyoung I will ALWAYS remember your name. But, please record and give us a few more songs if you have it in you. You’re a staple in our house, a legend to many. We love you, Neil. #remembermyname #ificouldonlyremembermyname #neilyoung #music #classicrock

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@sarahkehoe @MOHAWKEMOTIONS Literally those words have come out of your raspy mouth! TheeeeooolleeRAZZLEDAZZLE!

[Sydney Labat @_botttt]

Standing in front of the slave quarters of our ancestors, at The Whitney Plantation, with my medical school classmates. We are truly our ancestors’ wildest dreams ✨✊🏾

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@Big6domino Atlanta? Feel like I’ve driven that before.

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@KwikWarren I’m in a perpetual state of “I should have said that!”

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@JeffreyGuterman @noraneus @tedcruz @SenTedCruz Why does he always look like Robin Williams dressed as a woman?