M.K. Means

Recovering journalist; healthy skeptic, borderline cynic. Love my dogs, the beach and my garden. Hate hypocrites, snobs and hurricanes.

[M.K. Means @MKMeans]

So, class, what did we learn today? We learned that the previous administration was not a Dumpster fire after all. It was a fucking LANDFILL fire.

[David Simon @AoDespair]

I am dead.

[M.K. Means @MKMeans]

@TheTweetOfGod From your lips to ... Oh, wait. NM

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

He. Physically. Attacked. A. Secret. Service. Agent.

[M.K. Means @MKMeans]

Boom!

[Hamish Mitchell @H_MitchellPhoto]

Biden should put in a few windmills off the coast of Mar-a-Lago, just for shits and giggles.

[M.K. Means @MKMeans]

@ThatEricAlper Hawaii Five-O by The Ventures; runner-up, Cheers

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@Spotify Fuck Spotify. Cancelled my premium AND closed my account. What a shitty company.

[M.K. Means @MKMeans]

I stand with @Neilyoung.

[J. Clara Chan @jclarachan]

Young is also calling on other artists and record companies to leave Spotify. https://t.co/2iwSfgzS0w

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

210 million Americans fully vaccinated.
96% of schools open.
6.4 million jobs created.
3.9% unemployment.
5 million Americans gained health insurance.

We had a historic first year — and we’re going to keep building on our progress in the years ahead.

[M.K. Means @MKMeans]

At 7 a.m., @BN9 anchor said "tomorrow" when the event was today. At 4 p.m. @BN9 gave a Bucs game preview. Now, tell me they don't run recordings. Lame!

[M.K. Means @MKMeans]

@PrimeVideo "Never Give an Inch" (the film version of Ken Kesey's "Sometimes a Great Notion").

[M.K. Means @MKMeans]

Maybe the former guy would be good at this. After all, the reward is fame.

[M.K. Means @MKMeans]

@MariaHaskins Kissimmee

[M.K. Means @MKMeans]

@andrewzimmern @magnolianetwork @chipgaines @Lara @joannagaines Already added your new show to my DVR. I liked your previous shows, but think more people can relate to family dinners than eating weird stuff in countries we'll never visit. Looking forward to this new show!

[David Simon @AoDespair]

Hate to be an old-timer who chirps about better days. But at my old paper, a disaster this raw and embarrassing required us to shoot a senior editor, burn the cadaver in a newsroom pyre, then mix the ashes with printer's ink and sent out in the home final as a warning to others.

[M.K. Means @MKMeans]

@Stephen__Stills @thedavidcrosby @TheGrahamNash @NeilYoungNYA @pocketgroover @wembleystadium And hey ... Happy Birthday! 🎉

[Charlie Crist @CharlieCrist]

As Governor of Florida I will legalize marijuana. Like and retweet to pass it on.

[M.K. Means @MKMeans]

@ThatEricAlper Mmmmm. Juicy Fruit.

[M.K. Means @MKMeans]

@DanFlynn I was in the ER Thursday with a messed up knee. The worst thing I saw there were signs advising that assaulting health care workers is a serious crime. This is how low we've sunk.