The Vanilla Gorilla

[The Vanilla Gorilla @MKPTVG]

@robdyrdek u are the funny shit bro it would be sick to party with u bet your a laugh

[Beer Farts @BeerFarts101]

I masturbate for such long periods of time that I have people come in my room and hand me cups full of water like in marathons.

[X Alqee @Xalqee]

If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?

[The Vanilla Gorilla @MKPTVG]

I remember when chips were a doller I just payed almost 2 for a small bag if weed keeps getting cheaper and food keeps going up iam fuck!

[The Vanilla Gorilla @MKPTVG]

So in elora I see tons of asian people taking pics and looking at the seens and sits why don't they have better ones where they come from

[The Vanilla Gorilla @MKPTVG]

Have u ever been so high that u just stair at your cat food wondering what it might tasted like man iam hungry!

[The Vanilla Gorilla @MKPTVG]

So have u ever pick stuff out of your teeth and was like lunch ooo thank god I was so hungry

[The Vanilla Gorilla @MKPTVG]

@KittyWittyBang little from column a little from column oohh shiny

[The Vanilla Gorilla @MKPTVG]

@KittyWittyBang iam allergic to dick just take it and go with it

[The Vanilla Gorilla @MKPTVG]

so I thought I was faster then the fash but then I realise no I drink faster then the fast and pee faster

[Chloë Grace Moretz @ChloeGMoretz]

http://t.co/Z8UGqqXCnG "if there are boundaries i will try to knock them down" #latch

[The Vanilla Gorilla @MKPTVG]

So I was watching my dog with the ran and I thought of how much I could go for ice

[The Vanilla Gorilla @MKPTVG]

Fart robot man u got to much time on your hands or u tipe as fast as u fart crazy bro

[The Vanilla Gorilla @MKPTVG]

Me and my cat have been talking for hours wait cats don't talk wow I need to lay off the payode yeah I can't spell but I really don't care

[The Vanilla Gorilla @MKPTVG]

My bro gone for the a day or two my boss ask if I was haveing a party I said yeah me in my underwear drinking beer good time. Good times

[The Vanilla Gorilla @MKPTVG]

So I was walking my dog, then I realised, I don't have a dog. so who's poop was picking up

[The Vanilla Gorilla @MKPTVG]

I say things twice because I have tourettes.