Mary

[Mary @MKSalsa]

Why is @FOXNFL1 suddenly and exclusively in Spanish on @GetSpectrum
?#Giants #eagles #giantsateagles

[Mary @MKSalsa]

@TweetsOfTonyG @espn Because they're taking the swearing out. Wish there was an "I'm adult, I can handle all the words setting".

[Mary @MKSalsa]

@ThruwayTraffic Any update? It's been hours since the incident. I know someone who has been stuck in the traffic for a while.

[Mary @MKSalsa]

@officielbenny_ @chrissyteigen Yes this. Isn't it that with a condo you own the floor, but a townhouse you own the ceiling and floor, or something? Implying one is more real estate or?

[Mary @MKSalsa]

@parutathebeauta @TimWronka My comment had nothing to do with her weight. At all. Just the dress's resemblance to the dinosaur in Jurassic Park that ate that guy.

[Mary @MKSalsa]

What's in Len's box?! @carrieanninaba #DWTS

[Tim Wronka @TimWronka]

Tyra Banks looking like she just killed Newman in Jurassic Park #DWTS

[Mary @MKSalsa]

@seaneshoh See their bitches? What now? There's a lot of penises flopping about.

[Christian @Christian_NYYST]

People are so fucking dense.

#Yankees fans don’t hate the extra innings rule because the Yankees lost two extra innings games already this year.

Yankees fans hate the extra innings rule because it’s a fucking embarrassment to Major League Baseball.

[Mary @MKSalsa]

@NYMag "Hunter Biden was 'careering' "? From this week's edition of Intelligencer. Me thinks it was meant to be "careening".
But a great article!
#botheringme #edits #editing #typo #oops @Olivianuzzi

[Mary @MKSalsa]

THE DONKEYS INTRUDING
ON YOUR TIME IS THE BIGGEST PROBLEM?!
#sarah #TheBachelor

[Mary @MKSalsa]

@Jo49505428 Genius!

[User23456899 @user23456899]

All the girls next week in their rooms pretending to be sad so Matt spends time with them #TheBachelor

[Mary @MKSalsa]

Amazing to watch Sarah go from hero to villian in under and hour.
#TheBachelor

[Mary @MKSalsa]

Katie.

And completely reasonable.

#TheBachelor

[Mary @MKSalsa]

Literally said in my house when there was one rose left.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

No garbage collection today—because it’s MLK Day and because, this week, America’s taking out the trash on Wednesday.

[Mary @MKSalsa]

I said "How bad could it be? Congress and the Senate will keep him on short leash. He can't screw up too much." Whoa did I underestimate the crazy and the dumb.
#BidenHarris2020 #TrumpFailedAmerica #TrumpTreason

[Mary @MKSalsa]

@NetflixFilm @netflix It's Gal Gadot as is Ga-dote?! Whaaaaaa?