My friend: I just think it’s funny Gucci called it Woppenheimer instead of Wockenheimer. I mean he does lean a lot right?
Me, 6 Topo Chico tall boys deep, clicking the lane assist button on as I merge onto the interstate: time to do what I call bumper bowling
attempting to pay my rent through Twitter and 18 days later my building receives a text file that just says “i’m the type of girlfriend that will have a big ass fight with you just to be like ok where are we gonna go eat”
not going to pretend to be better than this one of my boys bought like 120 bucks of vapes of this site that didn't ID. we ripped that shit for the entire 2021 summer