Kyle

If you have to ask...You can't afford it.

[Kyle @MKYLE_5]

Rashee Rice’s agent right now

[Kyle @MKYLE_5]

Trey Hendrickson has the chance to do the funniest thing ever.

[Stephen Holder @HolderStephen]

On Colts and Trey Hendrickson, per sources: IND made what it hoped was a competitive offer. Colts were in the mix as of Tues. After the Maxx Crosby trade dissolved, Ravens' offer turned things upside down. Colts wanted to be closer to $25M/year. Baltimore’s deal is for $28M/yr.

[Kyle @MKYLE_5]

My hot take of the day is that NFL RedZone is ass with our without commercials. Respectfully, @ScottHanson

[Kyle @MKYLE_5]

Starting a petition for @GardnerMinshew5 to wear 17 for the @Chiefs simply because the number 7 looks like a mullet.

[Kyle @MKYLE_5]

I have also decided to focus on the 2026 hiring cycle and will not be coaching in the NFL this season, per me.

[B/R Gridiron @brgridiron]

Former Cowboys HC Mike McCarthy has decided to focus on the 2026 hiring cycle and will not coach in the NFL this season per, @TomPelissero @RapSheet

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

“Just a couple of drinks tonight, nothing crazy”

3am outside of taco bell:

[Kyle @MKYLE_5]

There is nothing more humbling than the disappointed gaze you give yourself in the reflection on your phone screen as it dies mere moments after sitting down on the toilet. Don’t ask how I know.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

One man stands in between Duke and the final4. For America.

[Kyle @MKYLE_5]

Maybe A&M fans should do a deeper dive on that clown Alberts’ history as an AD before they start claiming national titles. Specifically his work with the UNO Football and Wrestling programs. Huskers came out on top here. @KayceSmith @_willcompton

[Kayce Smith @KayceSmith]

I really didn’t want to have to do this, @_willcompton.

[Kyle @MKYLE_5]

#Chiefs #SuperBowlLVIII bound!

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

BACK. TO. BACK.

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

The Dolphins have been eliminated from the playoffs

[Bustin Thomas @bustin_thomas]

“We make a giant Pop Tart mascot that everyone falls in love with and at the end of the game he goes down in a toaster and the winning team eats him”

[Kyle @MKYLE_5]

Tyreek scoring TD’s for the Chiefs never gets old. cc @cheetah

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

CHIEFS SCOOP N' SCORE 🚨

Dolphins are still scoreless 👀

(via @NFL)

[Kyle @MKYLE_5]

Thanks Nancy Pelosi

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Whatever happened to that bill that proposed the end of changing the clocks? The whole fucking adult world agreed upon that one and then it just, poof, disappeared. That was the one thing that United this country politically and we forgot about it

[Kyle @MKYLE_5]

Oh no. Can someone check in on @TomFornelli? His game of the year pick was as reliable as the metal detector at the White Sox stadium. #bellyfat #bellyfornelli @PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

WYOMING WALKS IT OFF IN DOUBLE OT

+420 ML ✅✅✅

[Kyle @MKYLE_5]

Doesn’t count since 4 of those are against the @Rockies

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

11 straight wins for the Dodgers 🔥

[Kyle @MKYLE_5]

BREAKING: Per sources, it is someone’s birthday today. BIG NEWS, if true. #journalisming

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Eagles’ QB Jalen Hurts turns 25 years old today.

[Kyle @MKYLE_5]

Got a text from a random number. @hen_ease is a handsome boy. CC @PardonMyTake @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter