Matt Keortge

Post-partisan pragmatist. Native Portlandian. Music curator. S Stroke Survivor. I take my sugar w/ coffee and cream. Satire is my love language.

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@Nora_7979 Ebony empty employ

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@VinnysCorner1 James Worthy

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Things get weird when Grandpa Trump gets startled awake.

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I wish someone would release the audio from those halcyon days of him sitting in the courtroom in the @ejeancarroll hearings, snoring softly and farting. It would give me reason to live.

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If there was a playlist with all the has-beens who’ve dropped out of the president’s ego birthday party, it would be so terrible.

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Now that he's 100 yrs old, it's appropriate to ask who the next voice of nature documentaries will be after Attenborogh. Just like it's time to talk about Jack's (89) courtside Laker seat.

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#SportsTwitter Missing over 30 3PT shots is a good way to lose a game. Just because your center can make them doesn't mean they should shoot them.

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@KhanSaba1278 Puddles.

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It loks like @flickr needs some revenue, and they're holding my photos hostage...

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#SortsTwitter I think the @HoustonRockets bet their franchise that Yao Ming was going to be as good as Wemby. Sure didn't win that bet. Hence the standing of the franchises.

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Without any comprehension of term limits, regardless of the outcome, we can expect the president to suggest that @GavinNewsom lost the election, and MAGA will fall in line.

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Important to note that the mayor of Los Angeles governs more people than most states.

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@Aestheticsn1 Mae, Ada, Ava.

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Kind of disgusting to see how many journalists can't spell Strait.

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I assume the president will be expecting another Nobel from Venezuela for ending a war he started..if he can.

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We’re just going to wait to see the wreckage of MAGA cancel culture effect on Millions Vanilli.

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It was 2 years after Tim Duncan was drafted by San Antonio that they #SportsTwitter won the championship over the Knicks. So it’s possible the spurs could party like 1999.

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Based on who’s dropping out of Trump’s July 4th dance party, it would’ve been a who’s who of strange has been music that happened at the weird moment between the’80s and the’90s. Information Society must have been busy ahead time

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@Lunaria_40 Plum? Pomegranate?

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While no one will ever give a true reason, Dr. Strangelove has been to the hospital quite a lot lately.

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@elizax650 Razor.