Matt Kurtik

[Matt Kurtik @MKurtik97]

If you go home to Lower Burrell and don't go to Sheetz at least once, then you did something wrong

[Matt Kurtik @MKurtik97]

Pitt fans right now

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What team would you rather be consistently competitive?

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Remember that one time in 2020 when we had a presidential election to determine which of the two 80 year olds we thought would make the country less bad?

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Why is it that people still have to explain social distancing and masks to other people? Like, have we not learned already? How dumb can Americans be? Just listen so this can be over

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@TKSupertramp Who would’ve thought, huh?

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@TKSupertramp Tyler Kithas must be a B- friend

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@TKSupertramp 80% is only a B-

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@TKSupertramp This is still absolutely hilarious

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@Temple_Of_Doom1 @RudyFetz Not a reliable source. Too many grammatical errors to use in an argument

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@Temple_Of_Doom1 @RudyFetz The gorilla would simply dodge the attack

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@RudyFetz @Temple_Of_Doom1 I think this is a valid answer

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@Temple_Of_Doom1 *underestimating

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@Temple_Of_Doom1 You’re overestimating the brute strength of a gorilla

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Who wins in a fight?

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@SentryCarney @Temple_Of_Doom1 Loved being the reporter for “the team that beat Kentucky once.” That’s what the old men on press row kept saying to me

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@RudyFetz @TKSupertramp @Anthony_Koval47 I can confirm. Wild day

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@TKSupertramp It’s only famous because people didn’t know who it was, but the king liked it so it stayed. Trash reason

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@Temple_Of_Doom1 Whatever teams you’ve been betting on, I’m betting their opponents from now on