Matt

Husband, father, actuary. I tweet about baseball, fishing, poker, and nerdy math stuff. 5 star rated Uber passenger.

[Matt @MLBactuary]

@WSOP @martinkabrhell I’m holding out hope that it turns into a WWE match and @WAFoxen body slams Martin through the table.

[Matt @MLBactuary]

@esjesjesj @dsonoiki Your obsession with people you disagree with is really weird. I feel confident you need God and a therapist. The hate in your heart is not normal.

[Matt @MLBactuary]

@YaGirlTirsh @jarvis_best You’re not going to win over my man Jarvis with silly tweets like this one.

[Matt @MLBactuary]

@Dk34994 @ManOfTheLibrary @SamSoverel @martinkabrhell @TheGrinder44 lol, you’re right. Dude with 7 bracelets going into the main event wanted to risk it all cheating with an rfid reader. Your avatar is a truck and all your tweets are insulting people. You’re just unhappy with yourself, my guy.

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Elon Musk didn’t become a trillionaire until age 54

Relax, you still have time

[Matt @MLBactuary]

@glennbeck Bro, the part that you LIKED was the mass thievery of their resources?

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

They say your first $1 trillion is the hardest

[Matt @MLBactuary]

@TheBabylonBee You guys over here straight plagiarizing @alifarhat79 ‘s tweets?

https://t.co/dCQmrBJXYQ

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

BREAKING: USA has defeated Iran for the 27th time since the war started

[Matt @MLBactuary]

@RealKidPoker Isn’t Ted Forrest still on that list too? Completely baffled me when I realized he wasn’t already in, given how long he’s been around and what a legend he is.

[Matt @MLBactuary]

@CesarMarsais @CNviolations They apparently can be a-holes. Sometimes they’ll be swimming around and checking me out and I just try to avoid them. I have a pedal drive kayak and I’ll immediately reverse outta there before it gets too close.

[Matt @MLBactuary]

This might be the craziest community note I’ve ever seen….

[🎗️ @spicy_exx]

Man with Down syndrome teaches bully a lesson, that headbutt a 10 out of 10. Perfect 👏

[Matt @MLBactuary]

@Variety What the fffff….. 😂

[Matt @MLBactuary]

@unusual_whales Bro, actuaries have been saying 2035 for years. That said, I think we said Medicare would have dried up by now too.

[Matt @MLBactuary]

@Polymarket Wait, what?

[Matt @MLBactuary]

@RealKidPoker Telling results.

[Matt @MLBactuary]

@MrJerryOC @NYCMayor ::in Ron Howard voice:: He wouldn’t.

[Matt @MLBactuary]

@alifarhat79 If he beats them one more time, he will have more victories over Iran than the Yankees have World Series victories! Really makes you think.

[🚫👁️Drinks on Saturday🇺🇸 @drinkonsaturday]

Kids these days have no idea what we went through...