Murtala Baloni

I always tweet the truth, even when I lie!

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@LadeOfLagos Huh? Really? People’s glories as how?

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Ok, intimate question, I’ve got like over 40 pairs of boxer briefs that need to be disposed of. Do I burn them? Or give them away? 🥴

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Why are the roads to and around Eagle Square blocked with heavy traffic this morning?

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@LadeOfLagos That’s my dilemma, what do you mean solid? They haven’t got holes in them if that’s what you are asking/saying 🤣

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@ellistwit

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Wordle 1,811 3/6

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@iAbdullaaah Ashe dai they got the wrong number! 🤣

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@tapeesu 🤣🤣🤣

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You are nominating me for an honorary doctorate and you want me to pay N1.5m for it? Is that how people do it these days? 🤣

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@Lonnewulff Nan fa daya! 🤣

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@MangisDC @Usouph 🤣

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@Tazaya_ Dem no dey play kam

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@vicayz Kurastic! 🤣

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@KareemReal 🤣🤣🤣

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@lanceeihoda @Usouph 🤣

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@AuduAuduyoudo @AsiyaRodrigo 🤣

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@ellistwit 🤣🤣🤣

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@aproko_doctor Make me Hon. Aproko Doctor (Abuja branch), I go buy you lunch when next you enter

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I really need to make this right. Two transfers fa!

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Someone just credited my account with some money, I know for sure it’s a mistake. How do I reverse it abeg? @FirstBankngr

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