Michelle

❤ My little family

[Hilary Banks @soniamariesays]

The hot wood chopping dude on TikTok just taught me a great analogy about how women and men have to approach the world differently in terms of safety and...

[Tenacious D @tenaciousd]

STILL BELIEVE 🐼💥🐯
@jackblack @GassLeak

[JD Garner-Rollins @jdgarnerrollins]

Thank you for invite 🖤🏈

[Ted Lasso @TedLasso]

Haven’t seen this many anchormen drop since Channel 4 News took on the Evening News Team in a San Diego alley.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

People at Trump rally are asked what they miss most:

Woman: “He loves us. He’s never lied. He’s kept all his promises.”

[Michelle @MLHazleton85]

@mommeh_dearest Or a talk show host

[Michelle @MLHazleton85]

First Tech game 🏈 🦃 #ThisIsHome #GoHokies #VirginiaTech

[I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids]

My kids and I play this fun game where I wake up early to enjoy a coffee alone and they wake up earlier to make sure that I don’t

[Reese Witherspoon @ReeseW]

My number one parenting tip is survive. That’s it, that’s the tip. 😂🫠

[Michelle @MLHazleton85]

@LeauxAndSleaux

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Heard a rival dad is planning to hand out king size candy bars for Halloween so now every trick or treater that comes to my house is getting a full rack of ribs.

[SCAM GODDESS @DivaLaci]

If you’re not gonna go to therapy you should at least watch Bob’s Burgers.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Try botox

[Michelle @MLHazleton85]

@carlslate @trixiemattel @katya_zamo If that’s true. We have to go together.

[Michelle @MLHazleton85]

@Mischeif_Mayhem YES!

[Michelle @MLHazleton85]

@LeauxAndSleaux

[Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness]

kids at bedtime are like raccoons on cocaine and in the morning sloths on melatonin

[Michelle @MLHazleton85]

@LeauxAndSleaux

[My Life As Dad @milifeasdad]

There’s always that person who eats the pickles on their burger and the other throws them away. And they marry each other.

[Danny Steele @SteeleThoughts]

Sometimes… kids are just trying to make it through their day. Teachers need to understand this.

And sometimes… teachers are just trying to make it through their day. Administrators need to understand this.

[Satirical Mommy @SatiricalMommy]

It takes 20 minutes to get your kid in the shower, and 20 minutes to get them out of the shower, and yet zero (0) of those minutes are spent washing themselves

[Martin Odima Jr. @MartinOdimaJr]

Special education teachers do a lot. Like, a lot, a lot.

[eLeni @eleniZarro]

we can’t all have panic attacks on the same day, we need to take turns