she deleted the tweet and blocked me right after i made her realize it's how lame and stupid women sound/seem whenever they say and do the exact same thing, they just don't realize because they feel they're allowed to be lame and stupid.
*Names of footballers starting with K*
My girlfriend: “Kaka”
Me: “Kantona”
Her 6’2” gay best friend: “But Cantona starts with a ‘C’?”
I caught that bastard