Mitch Klingler

Albion College '14

[Kayce Smith @KayceSmith]

Somebody took this baby’s father away from her today because they disagreed with his politics. Absolutely fucking evil.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

MSNBC calls Charlie Kirk "divisive" after he was shot and suggests the gunman could have been a Trump supporter firing off their gun in "celebration."

Disgusting human beings.

[McKirdy Trained @McKirdyTrained]

Nathan Martin

He’s run 2:10. He was 7th at the trials. He is the 2nd fastest American in history over the 10 miles.

He’s dedicated his life to coaching kids in his community.

Want someone to root for in the @ChiMarathon?

Nathan “I can’t eat cheese” Martin is the guy.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Takes less than 5 minutes and zero documentation to get approved as an illegal immigrant and be flown to the United States with air tickets paid for by the American taxpayer

[Mitch Klingler @MLKlingler]

@JoshCox 🤣

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

Trump just got shot in the head and got up like a fucking gangster and fist pumped

[Border Patrol Union - NBPC @BPUnion]

To be clear, we never have and never will endorse Biden.

[Jennifer Sey @JenniferSey]

When you run an ad standing up for women and girls' sports, you get banned for life from @tiktok_us.

Here's the ad.
Offensive right? 🙃

[Angel Reese @Reese10Angel]

protect young women in sports!!!

[Albion College @albioncollege]

Albion distance running legend, Mitch Klingler '14, claimed his first marathon victory Oct. 15 at the Detroit Free Press Marathon, triumphing over the two-time defending champion by 3 minutes! 🥇 His journey from student-athlete to marathon champion is a true testament to his passion for the sport and hard work. He now turns his attention to US Marathon Olympic Trials in Orlando. Read more from the champion and new dad at https://t.co/ryBMRTxGNN

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Love this. Told about @KeithOlbermann cheering his Achilles injury over @AaronRodgers12 not getting his booster, Rodgers responds: “Get your fifth booster, Keith.”

[Stephanie Winn, LMFT | ROGD Repair @sometherapist]

Is your child a mermaid?

Here are some signs to look out for:
-loves the ocean
-enjoys swimming
-collects seashells
-wants pet fish
-likes bright colors
-can hold her breath
-wears her hair long
-tells you she's a mermaid* (this is a sure sign!)

If your child has any of these traits, then congratulations — you just might have yourself a magical mermaid child!

Show her how much you care by preparing her for a life in the ocean. Take her to a mermaid-affirming care specialist in your area today!

Make sure your insurance covers leg-to-tail transformation surgery and gill implants.

This is the only way to ensure she is happy for the rest of her wonderful life under the sea!

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

SCOOP: University of Arizona nursing school is teaching future nurses that 3-year-olds can know they are transgender. They’re also being taught to start questioning patients as young as 3 about their gender.

.@UAZNursing did not respond to our request for comment.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Stop it - 😂

[James O'Keefe @JamesOKeefeIII]

You know you’ve got a problem if parents can’t read the books schools are filling their libraries with aloud at school board meetings. When was the last time you went to your local school board? Maybe it is time to go.

[Sage Steele @sagesteele]

I've watched this 2x. It's both heartbreaking & infuriating.
We need EVERYONE to speak up on this. Other coaches. Parents. More female athletes. And how about male athletes with platforms....because we all know this entire movement to allow boys/men to compete against girls/women is flat out wrong. #science
#SaveWomensSports

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

NYC Murderer Finally Thrown In Prison After Falsifying Business Records https://t.co/4NE89G9Icg

[Jacksonville Jaguars @Jaguars]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞 𝐉𝐚𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐 𝐀𝐅𝐂 𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬!

#DUUUVAL

[Mitch Klingler @MLKlingler]

@McKirdyTrained 5k threshold then 6x500m at 5k effort??

[Red Cedar Elite @RedCedarRun]

PR and Olympic trials qualifier in 2:16:21 for @MLKlingler!