Melissa

[Melissa @MLMcCoy2]

My 2020 demands;

1) Make the Monday after Super Bowl Sunday a paid national holiday. While we’re at it, let’s evaluate options for the World Series & World Cup.

2) Daylight Savings. We’re done with that.

3) The last Saturday in October is for Trick or Treat-ing.

#2020

[Melissa @MLMcCoy2]

My grandma Faith on her bike and me on mine.

#Grandma #Twinning https://t.co/p2en17nNZg

[Melissa @MLMcCoy2]

Hey Network! I am searching for new opportunities and am hoping you can pass on any openings you see or connections you have in the following areas:

Secondary School International Enrollment
Public Relations
Media Relations
Communications
Marketing
Cri…https://t.co/Tbbz5snGX5

[Melissa @MLMcCoy2]

I'd love to see the secondary ed data on this if anyone has it!

#BoardingSchool #InternationalEducation

[Melissa @MLMcCoy2]

While #IntlStudents make up only 5.5% of #HigherEd, they bring $206.2M and 2,499 jobs to Kansas in addition to countless academic & cultural benefits https://t.co/JwHcTeZiwp #YouAreWelcomeHere #WelcomeToSucceed

[Melissa @MLMcCoy2]

Cheers.

#WomenLeaders https://t.co/KZe2zwlNXQ

[Melissa @MLMcCoy2]

Oh sure you say you love your kids but have you ever hired a tutor to teach you to play Yu-Gi-Oh for them?

That’s love, yo.

#YuGiOh #AMothersLove #MommyNeedsACocktail #SendWine #MomLife

[Melissa @MLMcCoy2]

Shoutout to all the men triggered by the Gillette ad who are totally proving its point.

[Melissa @MLMcCoy2]

This past November, I was privileged enough to be a speaker at the #Women in International Education Awards hosted by @Lead5050 and the Global Leadership League. I had a lot of fun at the event, meeting inspiring men and women from…https://t.co/cxAyMlsJNr https://t.co/rG4SDAyZGz

[Melissa @MLMcCoy2]

Mommy! Do you know what Santa brought my friend?

Mommy!

Santa gave my friend an Attack Raptor!

Mommy!

Mommy!

- my 4-year-old...

...at 4 a.m.

#KidMemos #Kids #MommyNeedsACocktail #MomLife

[Melissa @MLMcCoy2]

6 y/o: Mommy, how do humans make other humans?
Me: 😳
6 y/o: Like, how did we get in your tummy? We couldn’t always be in there.
Me: 😳
6 y/o: Why do we need a mommy AND a daddy if babies are inside the mommy?
Me: 😳
6 y/o: Mommy? Can you hear me?
Me: Ask your father.

[Melissa @MLMcCoy2]

Oh you can’t turn your thesis in on time?

Sit tight. I have a band of mercenaries en route to pick you up.

#NoExcuses #TeachersLove https://t.co/L9TrtoKMp2

[Melissa @MLMcCoy2]

Look parents, keep each other updated when one of you is away.

Like if the old crib mattress on top of the recliner is now “a ship,” that’s some ship I need to know.

There’s only so many times I can hear “MOMMY! Put my ship back together!” before I lose my ship. K?

#MomLife

[Melissa @MLMcCoy2]

#RateYourSeatMate

33A and B- They interrupted our little “you are sitting in an exit row” safety brief to order Jack and Cokes.

10 out of 10

[Melissa @MLMcCoy2]

#RateYourSeatmate

33 B- Tiny frame. Clearly afraid to encroach upon my seat & armrest territory, but seems to have a small bladder- which helpful in my grugematch with the guy in front on me.

8 out of 10

[Melissa @MLMcCoy2]

#RateYourSeatmate

10B- Arrived 3 minutes before scheduled takeoff, straight up stole my gingersnaps, & hogged the armrest.

A solid 3 out of 10 only because it could get worse.

@united

[Melissa @MLMcCoy2]

#RateYourSeatMate

32C- Reclined immediately & actively engaged in a passive aggressive battle as I crossed & recrossed my knees into his seat & jacked with the tray table.

A worthy opponent.

6 out of 10.

[Melissa @MLMcCoy2]

Who else is having a great time at ICEF Miami?

Come visit me at Table D17 to learn about our SUMMER CAMP!

#ICEFMiami #ICEF2018 #ICEF https://t.co/afitbOJd19

[Melissa @MLMcCoy2]

Cadet Conde has brought me an immeasurable amount of laughter over the years. It will be bittersweet to see him graduate this May.

Don't miss his story!

https://t.co/Qej4RS3Wvj

#MilitarySchool #BoardingSchool #WichitaKansas #HighSchool #Leadership https://t.co/klAioxVhZc

[Melissa @MLMcCoy2]

This bartender just had the nerve to call me ma’am and then ask for ID.

Bold, dude. Bold.

#AppreciateIt #Kudos @Chilis #JustDoinHisJob #AloneAtTheBar #MommysCooking #ChilisToGo