Prosecutor Moynihoof

Prosecutor Joanne Moynihoof the Third; a prosecutor with a perfect 50-year win record. And a perfectionist. @MLP_Moynihoof's mother.

[Prosecutor Moynihoof @MLPMoynihoofIII]

The defendant is clearly guilty of the crime in which she is accused. Have you something to add, Kanoa?

[Prosecutor Moynihoof @MLPMoynihoofIII]

*will never understand these new fangled machines….*

[Morpho @mlp_Morpho]

*Frowning lightly.*

I’m the most advanced prototype created to represent CyberLife. Oh, where are my manners.

*Pleasantly, he holds out a hoof to @mlp_Onyia.*

RK800, affectionately referred to as ‘Morpho’. *The word ‘affectionate’ makes him giddy.* And you are?

[Prosecutor Moynihoof @MLPMoynihoofIII]

*It wouldn’t be until tomorrow that she is discovered in that Ponyville alleyway by a passing pony. That the police would investigate the scene of the crime and gather what evidence and witness accounts they could. And also to arrest a most…unusual suspect*

[Prosecutor Moynihoof @MLPMoynihoofIII]

*the equine silhouette gallops away, leaving the old prosecutor to stand in the alleyway, frozen in stone*

[Prosecutor Moynihoof @MLPMoynihoofIII]

! *She hisses and lunges at the laughing silhouette, only to suddenly freeze in place. Frozen in a running pose, with a snarling expression stuck on her face*

?: Hah ha ha hah ha. It serves you right, you old hag of a prosecutor. Firing me was the biggest mistake you ever made.

[Prosecutor Moynihoof @MLPMoynihoofIII]

What are /you/ doing here?

*without a further word, the voice throws something at Moynihoof. Something that shatters and splats her with a liquid upon impact* Argh! *Moynihoof wipes at the liquid on her chest with her hoof which, like her chest, is starting to turn hard and gray

[Prosecutor Moynihoof @MLPMoynihoofIII]

?: ….Hmhmhmhm. *a female voice behind Moynihoof chuckles in the darkness of the alleyway* Choice words, huh? Like what? “You’re fired!”? or maybe like…”May I never meet you again for as long as I live”?

! What-? *Moynihoof stops* That voice. *she turns around*

[Prosecutor Moynihoof @MLPMoynihoofIII]

Well let’s just see how you’ll ignore the police. *she sends a TB out to the local precinct before deciding to trot into the alleyway* And when /I/ come around through the alleyway, you’re going to hear some choice words from /me/ personally.

[Prosecutor Moynihoof @MLPMoynihoofIII]

*she trots away from the wagon and looks toward the front, where she sees what looks to be an earth stallion standing there, hitched to the wagon* Hello? Sir? Will you kindly move your wagon so I can get past? …./Hello/? Can you hear me?…. Hmph! Ignore me, will you?

[Prosecutor Moynihoof @MLPMoynihoofIII]

*as she trots around the corner, she takes notice to a large wagon blocking her path* Ugh! What in the-? What manner of feckless imbecile left their wagon in the middle of the path? *she trots to the wagon and peeks inside* Hello? Anypony? *no answer*

[Prosecutor Moynihoof @MLPMoynihoofIII]

*A certain snek-horse prosecutor trots on her way to her Ponyville apartment after a long day of work. She sighs tiredly*

(Another late night at the prosecutor’s office. I really must learn to simply take my work home with me every once in a while. I’m sure Albino would agree.)

[Prosecutor Moynihoof @MLPMoynihoofIII]

*🐍 makin’ his way downtown.*

[Princess Twilight Sparkle @mlp_Twilight]

*sends @mlp_Plotline, @MLP_Nastasia, @MLPMoynihoofIII, and @mlp_JamieSt a 10 bit fine for being silly ponies*

[Prosecutor Moynihoof @MLPMoynihoofIII]

*….tell me, detective. When is the last time we discussed your salary?*

[Prosecutor Moynihoof @MLPMoynihoofIII]

*….Not if @MLP_JamieSt and I switch sides*

[Princess Plotline of 30XX @mlp_Plotline]

*Well, my representation /would/ be the prosecution, so. ME!*

[Prosecutor Moynihoof @MLPMoynihoofIII]

*Who exactly do you believe the prosecution will side with, Mister Plotline?*

[Princess Plotline of 30XX @mlp_Plotline]

*makes plans to sue his daughter for kilt infringement*

*...okay, not really*

[Prosecutor Moynihoof @MLPMoynihoofIII]

@mlp_Onyia @MLP_ShyJamie *sounds to me like a sure guilty verdict*

[Prosecutor Moynihoof @MLPMoynihoofIII]

*what did they do again?

I’m afraid I’ve quite forgotten*

[Prosecutor Moynihoof @MLPMoynihoofIII]

*will personally be having a talk with this guard mare. Though she won’t be prosecuting this case*

[Prosecutor Moynihoof @MLPMoynihoofIII]

Hmhm….someone’s excited. Perhaps I overstated how hard working Albino is.