MLR Mariners

Official Twitter account for the MLR Mariners. Unlike the real Mariners, we have a chance at winning a championship #RecklessOptimism

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Top of the 6th, Mariners down by 2. 2 outs.

Our savior Sir Nap Shortsleeve steps up to the plate.

Anddd....

DONG

THE MARINERS TAKE THE LEAD. A THREE RUN BOMB. 4-3.

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We come up short again, look to get back to winning ways next session.

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A HR by Oladotun tied that game in the 5th!

2-2 into bottom of the 5th

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Truck homered. He’s cute. 1-0 good guys.

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We’re back! Session 5 lineup vs Houston:

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@OaklandMLR hi yes no big deal pls forget this happened thx

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we won I think

8-7? or was that the score of the last game

idk anymore

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we won I think

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@MiLRTacoma Follow our minor league team! or don’t, I won’t judge

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OPENING DAY IS FINALLY HERE!

We open at Texas later today with the following lineup.

#RecklessOptimism

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We’ve signed Alaina “Bex” McLean to a minor league contract!

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Offseason acquisition #4:

Cy Young runner-up Pablo Sanchez III!!

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Offseason signing #3:

1st baseman/Left fielder Babatunde Oladotun!
@BigBabyBaba

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Let’s give a warm welcome to our draftees!
@NovaDaSlayer
Gang Weed
Truck Month

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Signing #2 of the offseason:

Corner infielder Robin Reynolds!

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First signing of the offseason is LHP Mackin Tosh!

Stay tuned for the not-up-to-date graphics

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@WheelerFake

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🚨OFFSEASON UPDATES🚨

We’ve traded Rey Revanchist and Paddy O’Connor for various draft picks

We’ve lost Goose Bonk, Fly Spaceman, Wade Wilson to retirement

and Ferdinand Bull has elected free agency

Stay tuned for more offseason acquisitions 👀

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Nothing to see here. Revanchist remains a Mariner for now.

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We don’t have any words and we know you don’t want to hear them.

We understand your anger, your frustration, your sadness. Everything you’re feeling – we get it.

This isn’t the ending we imagined, and certainly not the one we wanted. Thank you for being there the entire way.