W. Knutt Megg Esq.

I'm the head of the MLS Muppets, the world's largest MLS supporter group comprised entirely of Muppets. Most of us don't have legs, but we still love soccer!

[W. Knutt Megg Esq. @MLSmuppet]

What seems like ages ago, I really enjoyed Twitter and the small part I played in the soccer discourse on this platform. I look back with fondness and appreciation for all of you who took interest in my lame attempts at humor. It really was a lot of fun, but now I must #e𝕏it.

[W. Knutt Megg Esq. @MLSmuppet]

@AlexiLalas Cheers to you all, and I hope life and soccer both keep treating you well. May we all be lucky enough to continue to watch Lionel Messi perform at his best, regardless of whether or not he plays for our team or not.

Go Sounders! #EBFG

[W. Knutt Megg Esq. @MLSmuppet]

What seems like ages ago, I really enjoyed Twitter and the small part I played in the soccer discourse on this platform. I look back with fondness and appreciation for all of you who took interest in my lame attempts at humor. It really was a lot of fun, but now I must #e𝕏it.

[W. Knutt Megg Esq. @MLSmuppet]

@AlexiLalas Unfortunately, billionaires will be billionaires, and I'm not interested in contributing to whatever scheme this particular billionaire has in mind. So this is officially my last tweet. I will leave the account intact for posterity, for now, but may deactivate in the future.

[W. Knutt Megg Esq. @MLSmuppet]

Sam the Eagle loves it, so you know it's bad.

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

MLS releases its new 2023 Captain America pre-match tops! 👕🇺🇸

The perfect Fourth of July fit doesn't exis... 🔥

[Bob Ley @BobLeyESPN]

Generous of spirit, a peerless journalist, #grantwahl did more to inform and explain and celebrate the beautiful game than any other American. Ever. Full stop. His loss is incalculable to our profession. Prayers for his family.

[Subscribe to GrantWahl.com @GrantWahl]

NEW: World Cup Daily, Day 25. They just don't care. Qatari World Cup organizers don't even hide their apathy over migrant worker deaths, including the most recent one.
https://t.co/WEKoMdSm3J

[W. Knutt Megg Esq. @MLSmuppet]

I'm unsure how to process the immensity of this loss. I have no words.

[U.S. Soccer @ussoccer]

U.S. Soccer Statement On The Passing Of Grant Wahl:

[LGBT.Soccer 🏳️‍🌈⚽ @LGBTSoccer]

A word hasn't been created for this mix of sadness and anger.

[𝔻𝕒𝕝𝕖 ℍ𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕚𝕤 十三 @Da13Harris]

Not sure how much I care if Twitter dies, even though I had lots of fun tweeting as @MLSmuppet.

If I had to choose, I do kinda wish he'd have bought and destroyed Facebook instead tho. #SocialMediaHellscapePreferences

[W. Knutt Megg Esq. @MLSmuppet]

Not that I have any feet to put them on. #PuppetProblems

[W. Knutt Megg Esq. @MLSmuppet]

Ok, where can I purchase these socks?

[Taylor Graham @TaylorGraham26]

@SoundersFC #LuckySocks @brianschmetzer @ChadMarshall14

[W. Knutt Megg Esq. @MLSmuppet]

Congratulations to the Seattle Sounders FC on their CCL Championship!

[Seattle Sounders FC @SoundersFC]

WE ARE CCL CHAMPIONS!

[W. Knutt Megg Esq. @MLSmuppet]

Kidding, of course. I was lucky enough to be here when history was made. This is a pretty big fucking deal.

[W. Knutt Megg Esq. @MLSmuppet]

What did I miss?

[W. Knutt Megg Esq. @MLSmuppet]

@AlexiLalas Nope.

[W. Knutt Megg Esq. @MLSmuppet]

@ReeseW @NashvilleSC

[W. Knutt Megg Esq. @MLSmuppet]

@ESPNFC Why does she have beef (pork?) with Miss Piggy?
https://t.co/BO0OsslPLM

[W. Knutt Megg Esq. @MLSmuppet]

I don't know if it's @NashvilleSC related or not, but Miss Piggy seems to have beef (pork?) with Reese Witherspoon.

[W. Knutt Megg Esq. @MLSmuppet]

I don't know if it's @NashvilleSC related or not, but Miss Piggy seems to have beef (pork?) with Reese Witherspoon.

[W. Knutt Megg Esq. @MLSmuppet]

Brad Stuver thought he was a field player for a minute.

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

SEBASTIAN FERREIRA FROM MIDFIELD!!!! WHAT!!!