Matt Lewin

Technology guy; local politician; proud father; foulmouth loudmouth; patriot; lover of America; hater of strongmen

[Matt Lewin @MLewin72]

@BrianMueller333 Today Carrot said, “My weather balloon says it’s fucking sunny.” While I don’t normally feel I can improve on Carrot’s sayings, I feel like you may want to add one that says, “My weather ballon says, ‘真他妈的阳光明媚’.” (Same thing only in Chinese.😀)

[Matt Lewin @MLewin72]

BREAKING NEWS: classified documents found in my laundry hamper.

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Yet again, ⁦@CARROT_app⁩ accurately predicts my plans for today.

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⁦@CARROT_app⁩ channeling everyone’s grandma.

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I am very disappointed, ⁦@CARROT_app⁩. I searched all through my father’s closet, and I couldn’t find any blow up doll amongst the desiccated corpses.

[Matt Lewin @MLewin72]

@SplattrCatGames They’re just settling in to watch you play the new RimWorld DLC.

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@SplattrCatGames What about just doing a video that is a montage of all cat or dog (or, hell, any pet) art your viewers submit?

[Matt Lewin @MLewin72]

Having a dog is like having an infant: equal parts joy and worry, plus you’re always thinking about their bowel movements

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@BrianMueller333 As a former iOS dev, I know how difficult it can be to get this kind of layout working well. You, per usual, have killed it, sir.

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@CARROT_app I’ve already switched to the iPad multicolumn layout, and I’m never going back! Pure UI sweetness.

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A savage dose of reality from ⁦@AppleNews⁩

[Anne Toth @clean_freak]

First saw @shengwangtime open for @aliwong and loved his act. Went to see him at the DC Improv a few months later. Y’all have to watch this! So, so funny!

[Matt Lewin @MLewin72]

I would elect @JohnFetterman President based on this tweet alone. Even if this is his only policy, it already makes him more qualified than at least one dude who recently held that office.

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

The only code you’re allowed to steal is Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start

[Matt Lewin @MLewin72]

@royalicing I don’t know if I agree with the basic premise that the new print dialog is terrible, but your response, sir, it genuinely the funniest one possible. 😆

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Jamie Raskin is brilliant. Don’t bother trying to come for this guy unless you want to keep being embarrassed like this @chiproytx.

[Matt Lewin @MLewin72]

@krzyzanowskim My first set of Bose QC lasted a decade. They may have gone on longer if not for my kids playing with them the way a cat “plays” with a bird. Bose’s manufacturing quality is darn impressive.

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After sending the above, @CARROT_app spontaneously refreshed and offered this tidbit. Today must be Educate the Unwashed Massed Sunday.

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Once again, ⁦@CARROT_app⁩ serves to fill in the gaps left by a typical American public school education. https://t.co/8I5aO2BS2X

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Once again, ⁦@CARROT_app⁩ cuts to the quick of U.S. current events.

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What does this mean for ⁦@beforeigners⁩? That show just cannot be canceled. It’s too darn good. ⁦@HBOEurope⁩, care to comment? https://t.co/bxdJqRZJj1