Michael Lamparek

exercise science major at Iowa state

[Michael Lamparek @MLumpy77]

We've become a society that focuses way to much on treating diseases that we've forgotten how easy it is to prevent it.

[Michael Lamparek @MLumpy77]

Here's the problem. Here's the solution. Let's do everything opposite of the solution until someone fixes it for us.

[Michael Lamparek @MLumpy77]

You make a conscious decision everyday to either be positive or negative. Miserable or happy. Choose wisely.

[Michael Lamparek @MLumpy77]

News flash from 2060: hip replacement specialists become increasingly happy as fad from the 2010s called twerking causes a spike in business

[Michael Lamparek @MLumpy77]

@malliej0707 lolol good stuff #islambars

[Michael Lamparek @MLumpy77]

"Is that a thing here, a farmer's tan? I feel like that's just called a tan in Iowa." @JRSincoxda3rd

[Michael Lamparek @MLumpy77]

We've added years to our life but not life to our years.

[Michael Lamparek @MLumpy77]

Floor is having a disney jam out session #winning

[Stunning Campus @StunningCampus]

Iowa State University, Fountain at the MU

[Jeff Linder @jtlinder]

Busswitz kill. FINAL: Prairie 3, Linn-Mar 2 (21-25, 25-17, 20-25, 25-19, 15-13). Prairie, we'll probably see you in the 5A top 10 Thursday.

[Iowa State Admirers @ISUadmirers]

Ron Swanson.

[Life Humor @BestProHumor]

Keys

[Ames Problems @AmesProbs]

Tell your Hawkeye friends to buy Tide and he or she will see the remarkable difference.

[Ames Problems @AmesProbs]

Hawkeyes are the type of kids who skip leg day. #BEATIOWAWEEK

[Michael Lamparek @MLumpy77]

@Brunscheen16 PREACH!!!!

[Ames Problems @AmesProbs]

It's the 3rd week and I'm already almost as lost in class as a Hawkeye screwing in a lightbulb. #BEATIOWAWEEK

[Michael Lamparek @MLumpy77]

Suga suga how'd you get so fine