MMAROD

Former third baseman who never cheated and the new analyst for the M&M Fantasy Baseball league.

[MMAROD @MMAROD13]

Hi everyone I’m sorry my account had been locked out I forgot my password was ILoveJennifer13 and not ILoveJennifer69

[MMAROD @MMAROD13]

Hi Jennifer this is Alex, please take me back. I know we ended on poor terms, but I promise I didn’t cheat on you just like I didn’t cheat at baseball. If you can find it in your heart give me a call. I love you always

-Lex

[MMAROD @MMAROD13]

I miss Jennifer

[MMAROD @MMAROD13]

@mmjonheyman1 @MMFantasy_ @bisons_baseball @SpidersCLEV Wow, what an interesting exchange!

[MMAROD @MMAROD13]

@MMWashSens Language!

[MMAROD @MMAROD13]

I’ll tell ya, the weather this spring has really been bad. They say April showers bring May flowers. Well, it’s almost May, where are the flowers?

[M&M Baseball @MMFantasy_]

Today is a two-day game. An actual two-day game, not built in the chaos of a blizzard.

[MMAROD @MMAROD13]

Rain, rain go away, when it rains too much we can’t play baseball because of poor visibility and slick field conditions. That’s why the game was canceled, which means it won’t be played today.

[M&M Baseball @MMFantasy_]

Guardians-White Sox has been postponed.

[MMAROD @MMAROD13]

Wow, great question. Tough to say since we’re just 10 games in. But it seems the @SpidersCLEV are really underperforming, which means they aren’t doing as well as most expected. But baseball is a long season, there are a lot of games left! Baseball!

[BetM&M @BETMMFantasy]

@MMAROD13 How far off are we on our evaluations of teams early this season?

[MMAROD @MMAROD13]

That’s a great question, I’d say hold them while reading my year by year statistics. It’s the new age lullaby!

[St. Louis Perfectos @MmPerfectos]

@MMAROD13 Sick kids who only want to be held. How can I get them to sleep and stay that way?

[MMAROD @MMAROD13]

Hey everyone, ask me anything, just nothing related to steroids that I didn’t take please

[MMAROD @MMAROD13]

Hey everyone. It’s the weekend, which means there’s a lot of baseball. Who’s ready for some baseball!

[MMAROD @MMAROD13]

Sorry, I think you’re referring to Rafael Palmeiro.

[Cleveland Spiders @SpidersCLEV]

You would think at this point someone would accidentally hit a homer. Hell, stick a needle in your ass like @MMAROD13 definitely never did. Whatever it takes to not suck so much.

[MMAROD @MMAROD13]

Hey Jon. Thanks for your call. Even in the face of the fiercest adversity, I’d always take the high road and avoid doing things like steroids, which everyone in MLB did besides me.

[MMAROD @MMAROD13]

Adding onto this report, Jon. My sources, meaning people connected to the team, suggest the @SpidersCLEV are having a harder time coping with the loss of Acuna and Tatis than I was coping with J-Lo leaving me.

I miss her so much. Ok, that’s the end of my report.

[MMAROD @MMAROD13]

@BETMMFantasy Well, I’ve never had a needle go into my buttocks. So I’d have to say the splintering of the bat. When a bat splinters, it can be really sharp!

[MMAROD @MMAROD13]

I miss Jennifer

[MMAROD @MMAROD13]

@BETMMFantasy You know, this negative energy isn’t helping. Please stop airing my dirty laundry to the public. Let’s stick to the game of baseball.

[MMAROD @MMAROD13]

@BETMMFantasy Never say never. I’m convinced she’ll take me back. I really really want to do steroids right now because I miss her so much. But like I have my entire career I’m going to resist the urge. Take me back @JLo please

[MMAROD @MMAROD13]

Baseball

[MMAROD @MMAROD13]

@BETMMFantasy @mmjonheyman1 @WhalesChicago @SpidersCLEV Oh man, thanks for asking me. When I played in New York, I was constantly feeling the heat, sometimes even from yankee fans! Rather than doing steroids like everyone else did except for me, I relied heavily on having strong mental fortitude and my family.