Matt Burns

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[Matt Burns @MMBonNC]

every day i see those big cat sanctuary videos I reevaluate my path in life

[Matt Burns @MMBonNC]

@heythatsmeash *derogatory* you seem like you'd be really good at hacky sack

[Matt Burns @MMBonNC]

@FeralPHunter catfish me three times?

[Matt Burns @MMBonNC]

@dreamsaster how would you know?

[Matt Burns @MMBonNC]

i do find it kinda funny i didnt go to portland so my niece wouldnt get me sick, so instead my parents got sick there and infected me. Inevitable i fear.

[Matt Burns @MMBonNC]

@megtardd 🖤 u got thissss

[Matt Burns @MMBonNC]

just spoke to someone who said they didn't think Joan of Arc was real? Like she is highly documented by her allies and enemies...is this like really a thing?

[FortWorthPlayboy @FWPlayboy]

Never leaving this app

[Matt Burns @MMBonNC]

@vocalcry need to mog them by recording yourself buying a BEC at a bodega while they play ethnic music in the background and be like "finally feeling like a true NYer after a week here, you cant get it anywhere else"

[Matt Burns @MMBonNC]

@itsme_urstruly Who are you to deprive him of knowledge?

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@Awk20000 Since when is Hasan a journalist? It’s like saying Nick Fuentes is one.

[Matt Burns @MMBonNC]

@JadeAtrophis The EUians are v vocal on here lately

[matthew. @iAmTheWarax]

thinking about how, canonically, snoopy hit the beaches 82 years ago today to spearhead the liberation of europe

[Matt Burns @MMBonNC]

@billybrizzle420 i think they saw you from across the bar and liked you vibe

[Matt Burns @MMBonNC]

@assna_maz nacent third world countries don't have a lot of ammo in this situation

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Cats really wake up, commit a small crime, take a nap, and somehow end the day with a higher approval rating than most politicians.

[Matt Burns @MMBonNC]

@seattleiminyou obv stands for AntiChrist/Devil's Child

[Matt Burns @MMBonNC]

@Astrolexicons invasive (kinda) in a lot of areas that harms local ecosystems. California is trying to encourage people to eat them because of this