Positive Moi

Positive world news because we need it. My other account is @Social_Moi. Not always as positive 😁
Read the Maddy Whitman Mystery Series!

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@SandyIsCynical Ugh

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Sneaky biatch!

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Why did the man put peanut butter on the street?

To go with the traffic jam.

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What do you call an old snowman?
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Water.

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Be six again

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The Hawk showed its gratitude by allowing them to touch and pet it before he flew off what a treasure.

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✨Good morning!✨ Happy Thursday! Two days to this work week left, we got this!!💖

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What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?

Snow and Tell.

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We sure are 😂

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@SandyIsCynical 😂

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Universal Truth # 23. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Jeans?

Jeans never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

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What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
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You look drunk

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"The furniture store keeps calling me to come back. But all I wanted was one night stand"

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What does a house wear?

A dress.

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Last night me and my hubby watched three Netflix shows back to back.
Luckily I was the one facing the tv.

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Nostalgia isn't what it used to be...

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What do you call someone who doesn’t like carbs?

Lack-Toast Intolerant.

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Brace yourselves 🥶

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Now you know

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