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@AmericaLiveX_ Is this real hours or Trump hours?

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@SJosephBurns A trader buys low and sells high. A gambler buys high, and again when it’s lower, and again when it’s still lower, and again…

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@fuelkek Fuck off, weirdo.

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@elonmusk @aaronburnett I like to drive.

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@SawyerMerritt Realizing it’s all smoke and mirrors is a legitimate decision point.

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@miles_commodore When I was working on my plasters in marine biology in the late ‘70s inflation was 15% and our stipends weren’t enough to live on. But we had “any species, any season, any gear” research permits so we lived off the ocean. Never been healthier.

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@miles_commodore At least he’s not a pedophile grifter.

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@JamieBonkiewicz Because they’re from a state where the state motto is “incest is best”

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@Polymarket It’s a .99 cent coin. For when something costs like $1.99. You’re ready with exact change. It was trumps idea.

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@miles_commodore It’s an archaic affectation.

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@jacksonhinkle Dildo.

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@MysterySolvents Dying due to anaphylactic shock from anal lube.

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@StockSavvyShay The flying Roadster was due in April. Cybercabs by the thousands this spring. Optimus in factories now. Elon says a lot of shit

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@Polymarket Taco Bell plus cyclospora was the fifth horseman of the apocalypse mentioned in the original revelations, but was later dropped for being too scary.

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@Polymarket Must be a shareholders meeting coming up. Bullshits getting deep.

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@Scarletkoito333 So he’s just weird for no reason?

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@Suzierizzo1 Please contribute to my gofundme to purchase moss for senator McConnells north side.

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@Lowes five days of screwing around with Lowe’s bullshit customer service. They don’t answer. They don’t return messages. Don’t ever buy from them.

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@NoLimitGains For musk AI stands for Artificial Idiot.

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@Scarletkoito333 It means “you sound intelligent”—that’s anathema to maga.