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*Not the Cubs baseball player from 1912 | Marketing | Golf | Chicago Sports | Mecha Ventures

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Hey @JustinCChang, get off your high horse. A certain someone—tagged in this tweet—let their University of Spoiled Children education and a gifted Pulitzer for finger-wagging convince them they're the new hall monitor of cinema. No wonder the @NewYorker feels so out of touch.

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@barstoolsports @PardonMyTake @VivaLaStool @Internetinvite @ForePlayPod @bobdoessports @PFTCommenter @hen_ease @BarstoolBigCat @Philly_Mays I don’t agree with either side.

All I know is that The Duke needs to go… unbearable bullshit.

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@RealMikeWilbon Get well soon, Mr. @RealMikeWilbon

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@Etsy Yea, @Etsy, I’ve already contacted your support link… that’s why I’ve resorted to a Twitter call out.

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Hey @Etsy … pretty disappointed that your support team hasn’t already stepped in on a case that I opened… the Seller sold me a horrendously manufactured, unauthorized @NFL / @ChicagoBears jacket and is uncompromising on refund. #Help #BanSeller

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RIP Coach #Ditka — a true Chicago legend.

One of my favorite memories (and my favorite piece of sports memorabilia) is from the 2004 Chicagoland Sports Hall of Fame ceremony… sitting with Coach and my grandpa at dinner that night at Hawthorne Race Course. #DaBears

[Brett Taylor @Brett_A_Taylor]

It doesn't matter at all at this point, but that's twice that PCA got rung up on a check swing that was absolutely and clearly not a swing.

[carl @CarlsBeef]

Cubs front office should be executed for starting Matt Boyd tonight. Every single guy with a laptop gets a bullet

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Hey @Apple — I still find it wild that “OS” and “System Data” are two line items that take up 50%+ of my device’s storage.

And then you charge us to add storage. *And we can’t update the device without more storage.

[em @emilyagain]

Nathan Fielder is indica
Tim Robinson is sativa

[RazorMiddle | Alec @RazorMiddleYT]

People don't realize how wild this is... Nintendo NEVER puts their shit on sale. 1st party games released a decade ago are still $60, joycons are still $90.

Yes it's tarrif refunds, but them not pocketing the money like every other company says a lot🥲

[ZAHEER! @_zhaheer]

i hope the next global trend is empathy & critical thinking.

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Hey @Walgreens — your pharmacies are a nightmare. Fix them.

[Mark Lazerus @MarkLazerus]

Boy, the Liberty Mutual folks really think this "Biberty" thing is hilarious, don't they?

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

Sorry I missed your call, I was wearing my baggiest 2005 basketball shorts and the phones vibrate setting didn’t even register

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@bobdoessports @RobbyBerger @KingJames Hey @bobdoessports — is that the bibimbop bowl at Bandon Trails/Preserve? That’s an all time ball knower order. Fantastic lunch item. #BobEats

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@Michael_Cerami Soft as Pamper’s contents.

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@sondraa Cobb salad, hand cut corned beef sandwich, and a two hearted ale. 🔥🔥

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@CarlsBeef I know the family/kids through many mutuals… (Jesuit high schools, 16” softball, bar owner buddies, dad lawyers, young professionals in Chicago in the 2010s, etc)—@CarlsBeef this is an incredible tribute to their family and a patriarch. Go Cubbies. RIP